There's these two old dwarfs, sitting all alone. They're about 30, and brothers.
Dwarf One turns to his brother and says "Isnt it about time we, ya know, got some?"
Dwarf Two: "Yeah, I've heard about this red light district. Wanna go up sometime"
Dwarf One: "Yeah, We've got some money saved up, might as well put it to good use."
A week passes, they decide its about time they went out and got some. They walk up to this brothel and knock on the door. The brothel mistress opens the door and welcomes them in, gives them a beer each.
Then some of the prostitues come out. They both choose their poison and go up the stairs to seperate rooms.
Dwarf One is lying on the bed and having a blowjob from this prostitute. Nothing happens, he cant get a hard on. To make it worse he can hear his brother in the next room going "One two three, *HUPP*. One two three, *HUPP*"
Some time passes, this noise still happening next door. He gets annoyed, gives the woman her money. Walks down stairs to finish his beer and wait for his brother.
He finally comes down the stairs and says "How was that for you?"
"Terrible, nothing happened"
"At least you got on the bed!"
Dwarf One turns to his brother and says "Isnt it about time we, ya know, got some?"
Dwarf Two: "Yeah, I've heard about this red light district. Wanna go up sometime"
Dwarf One: "Yeah, We've got some money saved up, might as well put it to good use."
A week passes, they decide its about time they went out and got some. They walk up to this brothel and knock on the door. The brothel mistress opens the door and welcomes them in, gives them a beer each.
Then some of the prostitues come out. They both choose their poison and go up the stairs to seperate rooms.
Dwarf One is lying on the bed and having a blowjob from this prostitute. Nothing happens, he cant get a hard on. To make it worse he can hear his brother in the next room going "One two three, *HUPP*. One two three, *HUPP*"
Some time passes, this noise still happening next door. He gets annoyed, gives the woman her money. Walks down stairs to finish his beer and wait for his brother.
He finally comes down the stairs and says "How was that for you?"
"Terrible, nothing happened"
"At least you got on the bed!"