There's the joke about the guy who went fishing with the game warden. Right away the warden notices the guy has got no rod and reel, just a kreel and a net. They go out on a river and the warden is fishing like normal and he asks the other guy how's he going to catch any fish. The guy opens his kreel, pulls out a stick of dynamite, lights it, and tosses it upstream. BOOM! Dead fish come floating down and he scoops them up with the net. The warden goes, "What the hell do you think you're doing? Don't you know that's completely illegal?" The guy pulls out another stick of dynamite, lights it, and hands it to the warden and says, "Do you want to talk all day, or fish?"