I hope the witches get their spells confused and give each of you good
health instead of snakes in your bed!
An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a
series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily
systems extremely upset.
Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom,
he decided the latest episode was another and stayed
put. He suddenly filled his bed and was embarrassed
beyond his ability to remain rational.
In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed,
gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the
hospital window.
A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets
landed on him. He started yelling, cursing, and
swinging his arms violently trying to get the
unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled
sheets in a tangled pile at his feet.
As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet,
staring down at the sheets, a hospital security guard,
(barely containing his (laughter), and who
had watched the whole incident, walked up and asked,
'What the heck is going on here?'
The drunk, still staring down replied: 'I think I just
beat the s**t out of a ghost.'
health instead of snakes in your bed!
An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a
series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily
systems extremely upset.
Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom,
he decided the latest episode was another and stayed
put. He suddenly filled his bed and was embarrassed
beyond his ability to remain rational.
In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed,
gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the
hospital window.
A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets
landed on him. He started yelling, cursing, and
swinging his arms violently trying to get the
unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled
sheets in a tangled pile at his feet.
As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet,
staring down at the sheets, a hospital security guard,
(barely containing his (laughter), and who
had watched the whole incident, walked up and asked,
'What the heck is going on here?'
The drunk, still staring down replied: 'I think I just
beat the s**t out of a ghost.'