Pepito: Mami, ?es mi abuelita mec?nica?
Mam?: No, hijo.
Pepito: Entonces, ?por qu? est? debajo del coche?
Mam?: No, hijo.
Pepito: Entonces, ?por qu? est? debajo del coche?
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Pepito
Google translate,r ?:ermm
epito: Mami, is my mechanical grandma?Mother: No, son.
Pepito: Then, so that it is underneath the car?
Google translate,r ?:ermm
Mother: No, son.
Pepito: Then, so that it is underneath the car?
Hahahaha ???????????:ermm::ermm:
Actually it's:
Mommy, is granny a mechanic???
No son, why do you ask?
Then what's she doin' under the car???? In Spanish it sorta means like she got run over.
Pepito: Teacher are light bulbs edible?
Teacher: NO Pepito! Of Course not! Why?
Pepito: Cause each night my daddy tells my momma to turn out the light and put it in her mouth!!
UUUUUUHHHH.....
HB
Mommy, is granny a mechanic???
No son, why do you ask?
Then what's she doin' under the car???? In Spanish it sorta means like she got run over.
Pepito: Teacher are light bulbs edible?
Teacher: NO Pepito! Of Course not! Why?
Pepito: Cause each night my daddy tells my momma to turn out the light and put it in her mouth!!
UUUUUUHHHH.....
HB
Google still learning SPANISH Google translate,r ?Pepito: Mami, is my mechanical grandma?
Mother: No, son.
Pepito: Then, so that it is underneath the car? LOL
Pepito: Mami, ?es cierto que descendemos del mono?
Mam?: No s?, hijito. Tu padre nunca me present? a su familia.
Mam?: No s?, hijito. Tu padre nunca me present? a su familia.
heheheh very funny
what about this one?
1. - A ver Pepito, ?en qu? tiempo est? "esto no deber?a haber pasado"?
- Preservativo imperfecto, maestra.
Ok Pepito, in what tense is this, "this should have never happened?
-Imperfect Preservative teacher.
Pepito: ?Mami, Papi, en la escuela yo fui el ?nico que levant? la mano hoy!
Mam? al pap?: ?Qu? te dije? Pepito es muy inteligente.
Pap?: ?Y qu? pregunt? la maestra, hijo?
Pepito: Ella pregunt?: "?Qui?n no hizo la tarea?"
Translation:
Pepito: Mommy, Daddy, at school today I was the only one who
raised his hand!
Mother to the dad: What did I tell you? Pepito is very intelligent.
Father: And what did the teacher ask, son?
Pepito: She asked "Who did'nt do the homework?"
Mam? al pap?: ?Qu? te dije? Pepito es muy inteligente.
Pap?: ?Y qu? pregunt? la maestra, hijo?
Pepito: Ella pregunt?: "?Qui?n no hizo la tarea?"
Translation:
Pepito: Mommy, Daddy, at school today I was the only one who
raised his hand!
Mother to the dad: What did I tell you? Pepito is very intelligent.
Father: And what did the teacher ask, son?
Pepito: She asked "Who did'nt do the homework?"
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Clasificaci?n: Pepito
Pepito le pregunta a la maestra:
Maestra, ?a qu? edad se muere un burro?
Y la maestra le responde:
?Por qu? Pepito? ?Ya te sientes mal?
Clasificaci?n: Pepito
Pepito le pregunta a la maestra:
Maestra, ?a qu? edad se muere un burro?
Y la maestra le responde:
?Por qu? Pepito? ?Ya te sientes mal?
Mio.....
Pepito: "Oye hombre negro, poque tu tienes tre brazos?",
Hombre negro: "No Pepito, solo tengo dos",
Pepito: "Oh, no cuenta el otro porque no tiene dedos?".
(Pepito: "Hey black man, why do you have 3 arms?",
Black man: "No Pepito, I only have two",
Pepito: "Oh, you don't count the other one because it doesn't have fingers?".
Pepito: "Oye hombre negro, poque tu tienes tre brazos?",
Hombre negro: "No Pepito, solo tengo dos",
Pepito: "Oh, no cuenta el otro porque no tiene dedos?".
(Pepito: "Hey black man, why do you have 3 arms?",
Black man: "No Pepito, I only have two",
Pepito: "Oh, you don't count the other one because it doesn't have fingers?".
Pepito: Mam?, hoy recib? mi targeta de calificaciones. Tengo F en todo.
Mam?: ?Ay, hijo! Eso merece una buena pela.
Pepito: S?, mam?. Yo s? donde vive la maestra.
Mam?: ?Ay, hijo! Eso merece una buena pela.
Pepito: S?, mam?. Yo s? donde vive la maestra.
Pepito: Mam?, ?por qu? lavas las toallas?
Mam?: Porque est?n sucias, hijo.
Pepito: Pero s?lo las usamos cuando estamos limpios.
Mam?: Porque est?n sucias, hijo.
Pepito: Pero s?lo las usamos cuando estamos limpios.