The Pothole
Larry, I have to agree with some of the posts. You was feelin' the waters, wasn't ya ? Well, feel no more.
I'll help ye out, kiddo.
Come on down to Amsterdam . we got all the pot you can smoke, medicinal or otherwise. Afghan, Moroccan, Sinsemilla, you name it. We serve it up at socalled Coffeeshops (look for Koffieshop) Afterwards you can relax even more in the world's most famous red light district.
As you get your kicks here, at least you'll be leaving (our) paradise island alone. And I can keep an eye on ya. Caught with just an ounce more than for personal use or go berserk on your stuff, your butt is mine.
On a more serious note : Santo Domingo is for fun, sun. If you can remember that and spend your money safely there, you're OK.
Trust me, you can enjoy the DR without the high. Take care.