• Thread starter Prof. Tiberius Mineola
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Roosters!! Lawyers!!

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Prof. Tiberius Mineola

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Q: How does a Dominican rooster differ from a Dominican lawyer?

Ans: The rooster clucks defiance.
 
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Grahame Bush

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And what is the difference between a Pub after a fight & a man with 20 children?

A. A pub after a fight has Beery walls!
 
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Eddy

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Q- What can a goose do, a duck can't and a lawyer should?
a:- Put their bill up their ass (If that's a bad word "I'm sorry")
 
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Jhonny Cockran

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What,s the differance between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?
The bucket! J.C. Esq.
 
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Keith

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Q: What's the difference between God and a lawyer?

A: God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
 
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Annette

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what is the difference between a dead lawyer and a dead skunk lying on the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk...
 
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criss colon

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The National Inst. Of Health Is going to use lawyers instead of rats to conduct medical research. Why? there is an excess number of lawyers,no one cares what happens to them,and last but not least, there are certain things that a rat won,t do! Cris