Sorry Sarah, Mostly these type of comments are tongue in cheek and for a little chuckle as many of us have been there, done that, seen that and so on so we carry on with what we think are inside jokes that appear to be at your expense. Note however that for those that live here in the DR we actually do hear and see these things happening almost every day, day in and day out BECAUSE many of us live in tourist areas and see a much higher & constant level of this than one would see elsewhere in the country. We watch plane loads of tourists unload, watch them for 1 to 2 weeks, listen to them in bars, restaurants, on the beach, translate for this girl, or that boy..usually reluctantly, and watch the cons at work every week or so with their latest. A high incidence of the unscrupulous, cons & theives IN ANY COUNTRY always go to where the money &/or the naive are located. (Naive to the local ways of whatever country as compared to the visitors country) Since the DR is our little world that's what we discuss and joke about...it is a common thread. But Sarah, please don't stop contributing. We need serious themes as well as light ones.