"I NO COME WORK TODAY!!!"
Hung Chow calls work and says, "Hey, boss I no come work today, I
really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt, I no
come work."
The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When
I feel like that I go to my wife and ask her for sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that."
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "Boss, I do what you say and I
feel great. I be at work soon.....
You got nice house."
Hung Chow calls work and says, "Hey, boss I no come work today, I
really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt, I no
come work."
The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When
I feel like that I go to my wife and ask her for sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that."
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "Boss, I do what you say and I
feel great. I be at work soon.....
You got nice house."