So I Bought A Toilet Seat...

[JD Jones]

True story. One of the "real" ones you can get on Amazon that have the "slow drop" feature.

I walked into the bathroom this morning and found the cleaning lady oiling it.

 

[MariaRubia]

Toilet seats are a nightmare. I thought they would all have standard fittings but hell no, you need to take photos, take the old seat in, measure things, go to about 200 different hardware stores. I completely get why you would order on Amazon.

 

[chico bill]

True story. One of the "real" ones you can get on Amazon that have the "slow drop" feature.

I walked into the bathroom this morning and found the cleaning lady oiling it.

Well you better put 'Willie' back in quick or that think might come down quicker than before.

 

[lifeisgreat]

We

True story. One of the "real" ones you can get on Amazon that have the "slow drop" feature.

I walked into the bathroom this morning and found the cleaning lady oiling it.

We play redneck horseshoes with all the wrong seats we bought

 

[JD Jones]

FWIW, according to Amazon there are only two sizes, round and oval.

16" from the front to the screws is Round, 18" from the front of the bowl to the screws is oval.

 

[chico bill]

FWIW, according to Amazon there are only two sizes, round and oval.

16" from the front to the screws is Round, 18" from the front of the bowl to the screws is oval.

There are way more than two. More ovals than Ovaltine

 

[jd426]

Your Cleaning Lady sounds like a wanna be Fake Engineer I know , who dropped out after one year but still thinks he is an Engineer .
but at least she has the decency to acknowledge she is a Cleaning Lady .