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hillbilly
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It was a hot summer's day, and Luke was in the marina,
having a few beers aboard his boat, patriotically named
the "Fourth of July."
He was waiting for his friend, Opie, to arrive so they
could go for a cruise. Opie was late, unfortunately,
because he had to pick up his wife from her appointment
with the doctor.
Her examinations were cheap because the doctor,
a fellow named Juan, was Opie's cousin. Anyway, the
appointment went over time, and Opie was late getting
to the marina.
Luke had been drinking all this time, and was
feeling no pain. When he saw Opie finally walking down
the pier, he jumped up, staggered to the side of the boat
to wave to his friend, and nearly fell in.
Opie got there just in time to grab Luke.
Thus, it was that O. B. Juan's kin, Opie, saved Luke
from falling to the dock side of the Fourth.
sorry folks, this one was so bad I just had to post it!!
HB )8^)))
having a few beers aboard his boat, patriotically named
the "Fourth of July."
He was waiting for his friend, Opie, to arrive so they
could go for a cruise. Opie was late, unfortunately,
because he had to pick up his wife from her appointment
with the doctor.
Her examinations were cheap because the doctor,
a fellow named Juan, was Opie's cousin. Anyway, the
appointment went over time, and Opie was late getting
to the marina.
Luke had been drinking all this time, and was
feeling no pain. When he saw Opie finally walking down
the pier, he jumped up, staggered to the side of the boat
to wave to his friend, and nearly fell in.
Opie got there just in time to grab Luke.
Thus, it was that O. B. Juan's kin, Opie, saved Luke
from falling to the dock side of the Fourth.
sorry folks, this one was so bad I just had to post it!!
HB )8^)))