Are you sick of all those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound like
Hallmark cards, and never come close to reality? Well, here is a series of
promises that really speak to true friendship:
1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against
the sorry so and so who made you sad.
2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile - I will know you've finally had sex.
4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much
worse it could be and tell you to quit whining.
6. When you are confused - I will use little words.
7. When you are sick - stay the heck away from me until you are well
again, I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy butt.
This is my oath...I pledge it till the end. Why, you ask? Because you are
my friend. Send this to 10 of your closest friends, then get depressed
because you can only think of two, and one of them isn't speaking to you anyway. Remember: A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body. Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel.
When life hands you lemons, ask for tequila and salt.
Hallmark cards, and never come close to reality? Well, here is a series of
promises that really speak to true friendship:
1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against
the sorry so and so who made you sad.
2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile - I will know you've finally had sex.
4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much
worse it could be and tell you to quit whining.
6. When you are confused - I will use little words.
7. When you are sick - stay the heck away from me until you are well
again, I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy butt.
This is my oath...I pledge it till the end. Why, you ask? Because you are
my friend. Send this to 10 of your closest friends, then get depressed
because you can only think of two, and one of them isn't speaking to you anyway. Remember: A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body. Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel.
When life hands you lemons, ask for tequila and salt.