What is a Grandmother?

Musicqueen

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What is a grandmother?
( taken from papers written by a class of
8-year-olds)

A grandmother is a lady who has no little children of her own. She likes other people's.

A grandfather is a man grandmother.

Grandmothers don't have to do anything except be there when we come to see them. They are so old they shouldn't play hard or run. It is good if they drive us to the store and have lots of quarters for us.

When they take us for walks, they slow down past things like pretty leaves and caterpillars.

They show us and talk to us about the color of the flowers and also Why we shouldn't step on "cracks."

They don't say, "Hurry up."

Usually grandmothers are fat, but not too fat to tie your shoes.

They wear glasses and funny underwear.

They can take their teeth and gums out.

Grandmothers don't have to be smart.

They have to answer questions like "why isn't God married?" and "How come dogs chase cats?".

When they read to us, they don't skip. They don't mind if we ask for the same story over again.

Everybody should try to have a grandmother, especially if you don't have television, because they are the only grown ups who like to spend time with us.

They know we should have snack-time before bedtime and they say prayers with us every time, and kiss us even when we've acted bad.

Pass this along to another Grandmother. It will make her day.

(What do I have to look forward to...FUNNY UNDERWEAR???);)
 

AnnaC

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I'm back and too tired to deal with this at this moment. Where's the DR content? I have memos from head office stating that we need to have DR content. ;)

I did let other threads pass but but but. Head office and all that.

Thanks
 

Musicqueen

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Ok...I got it...

But look at it this way...I'm a grandmother (whether I want to admit it or not!;))...and pretty soon (10 more days or so...) I'll be a new Dominican resident...

Is that content enough?

Or are there no grandmothers with funny underwear in DR?...;)
 

Musicqueen

Miami Nice!
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Wud...

The radio station I interviewed for, has it's own website, so you'll be able to listen to me from DR!!!

How's that for DR content for this thread?

All I have to do is convince them to buy a camera, and you'll be able to see me also!!!

Stay tuned...10 days and counting!!!
 

Jersey Devil

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Musicqueen

First congratulations on your DR "gig".

On a totally self-interested level, will

you be needing any interns? lol

Are you going to be competing with

RumbaFm?


Best of Luck,

Miguel de la Noche