Today?s political cartoons touch on the billion-dollar foreign debt in El Caribe, when an Inter-American Development Bank messenger appears at Matias and Berroa?s house asking for a billion dollars. Berroa tells his friend to tell the bill collector that they can?t pay them now because ?the system is down,? a frequent excuse in Dominican commercial circles. Then Eloy in Hoy asks Leonel Fernandez if he is going to establish a PPL if he wins the elections in May. This is a reference to the PPH that is pushing for Mejia?s re-election. Finally, the Diario Libre?s Diogenes and Boquechivo make fun of the recent spate of articles on the many new generals in the armed forces. Five generals in a line are shown. Each one gives his job description: ?I am General #142, in charge of giving corn to the pigeons in Columbus Park?; ?I am General #143, chief of all the mango trees in Bani?; ?I am General #144, in charge of giving the signs to the pitchers in Quisqueya Baseball Park?; ?I am General #145, supreme doctor in charge of Band-Aids and Merthiolate during Easter Week?; ?and I am General #146, in charge of making nice with the monkeys in the zoo when the President?s grandchildren are there.?