D’La Mona Plaza is to be constructed in the middle of the Mona Passage between the island of Hispanola and Puerto Rico, right in the middle of the route used by small craft boats for transferring illegal immigrants from the Dominican Republic to Puerto Rico. According to the headline story in the Diario Libre, it does not appear to be a joke. The project envisions a marina, three levels of showers and other hygiene-related facilities, along with emergency medical care services and 242 commercial slots in the mall area. The project is being promoted by the Constructora Internautica del Caribe company, which only has a phone number in the Dominican Republic. Although not promoted as serving the small craft that carry the illegal immigrants towards Puerto Rico, the marina will have facilities to service and repair boats of small and medium size. A recorded message with a strong Puerto Rican accent answers the number listed for more information.