...and now the dirtiest chicken joke ever
Good one!
I?ve got possibly the dirtiest chicken joke out there:
So this guy is desperate for sex and goes to a whorehouse. He goes to the attendant, and says "I?m desperate, I need to have sex now!!!"
The attendant asks the man how much money he has, to which he responds " $10."
The attendant tells him "I?m sorry but for $10 you?re not going to get a woman... ....but for $10 we can give you a chicken and you can do what you please with it.?
The desperate man thinks about it, and says "you know what, I?ll take it"
The attendant gives him a key, and the man goes to a room, filled with mirrors and a chicken in the middle, and desperate as he is, he proceeds to get it on with the chicken.
The next week the man is desperate again, and asks the attendant if there is anything available for some lovin.
The attendant again, asks how much he has. The man replies "$5".
The attendant tells him that "that won?t even get you a chicken... ...but we do have this room where you can watch people go at it for $5"
The desperate man, says "he?ll I could go for that!"
So he goes to this room, full of seats facing a glass booth where there is full blown orgy going on.
Excited he says to the man next to him "wow this has gotta be the craziest thing I?ve ever seen!"
The man next to him replies "this is nothing, last week I saw some guy ***k a chicken!"