How does everyone handles it when women from the dr ask you for money, to fix their home, boxes to be sent? help with finances? I talk to a couple girls online but they keep talking about they are broke or dont have money every time i talk to them. I figured that if I chose two, one would be sincere. One talks nonstop about how her house is mine too and she needs money to fix it. The other keeps saying she does not eat enough. I talked to them both online and they seem to be suddenly insincere.
To make sure things go super smooth, I usually ask them a few questions, like.....How much do you need? (it's almost always a LARGE number).....but don't let that get you down.
Is this money REALLY for you, and not one of your MANY boyfriends?......(pretty sure she'll answer, it's for her, and pretend she's mad for you doubting her).....This means she really cares for you...(kinda)
Are you gonna buy drugs or booze for you or your family?.....(this question is a little difficult to ask, but trust me, you'll feel like a million bucks once you blurt this out).....also, ya might wanna cover up a little.....
When do you think you'll be needing more money, because I'm your man, and I'll ALWAYS be here for you.....(get ready for a SUPER BIG HUG, and a whole bunch of "I love yous"......This is a very sincere moment.......The relationship has now been cemented.
Your girlfriend will be the happiest person on the Island, and will be experiencing that feeling of.."I just won the F--KING LOTTERY!!!
And you my friend will have that feeling of...."Is this all it takes to have a HOT DOMINICAN CHICA by my side, noooo problemo......I AM THE MAN!!!!
Those feelings should continue, right up until you RUN OUT OF MONEY, or lose your SANITY....
But hey......you'll have tons of memories of WHEN you were the man.......
Point to ponder......Is it better to be a HAS BEEN, or A NEVER WAS??