Canada allies with USA!!!

"wanna watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat?"
I couldn't resist mk

Canada Rocks!

I also hear that we (Canada) are also prepared to commit our submarine fleet to the war effort. However we are having difficulty navigating it out of West Edmonton Mall.

The real reasons

Top Ten Reasons Why Canada will not join USA in the War on Iraq

10. We have no way of getting there.
9. We are too busy at home with the Maple Syrup Season.
8. After 136 Years, we are still copying off France.
7. Saddam's name pronounced backwards is "Mad Ass". We'll
stay away from him.
6. There is only limited potential for sales of Canadian
Bacon in Iraq after the war.
5 . Our Sea King Helicopter was damaged and needs repairs.
4. Celine Dion can't sing to the troops because she has a
contract in Las Vegas
3. The Rivers in Iraq are too shallow for our War Canoes.
2. Lousy Hockey in Iraq this time of year.
1. Our army is needed at home in case of another snow storm
in Toronto.

Cute ones...

Apology to Americans (from Rick Mercer)

Some humour from a wel known Canadian comedian:

March 04, 2003 Rick Mercer Apologizes to Americans
On behalf of Canadians everywhere I'd like to offer an apology to the United States of America.

We haven't been getting along very well recently and for that, I am truly sorry.

I'm sorry we called George Bush a moron. He is a moron but, it wasn't nice of us to point it out. If it's any consolation, the fact that he's a moron shouldn't reflect poorly on the people of America. After all it's not like you actually elected him.

I'm sorry about our softwood lumber. Just because we have more trees than you doesn't give us the right to sell you lumber that's cheaper and better than your own.

I'm sorry we beat you in Olympic hockey. In our defense I guess our excuse would be that our team was much, much, much, much better than yours.

I'm sorry we burnt down your white house during the war of 1812. I notice you've rebuilt it! It's Very Nice.

I'm sorry about your beer. I know we had nothing to do with your beer but, we Feel your Pain.

I'm sorry about our waffling on Iraq. I mean, when you're going up against a crazed dictator, you wanna have your friends by your side. I realize it took more than two years before you guys pitched in against Hitler, but that was different. Everyone knew he had weapons.

And finally on behalf of all Canadians, I'm sorry that we're constantly apologizing for things in a passive-aggressive way which is really a thinly veiled criticism. I sincerely hope that you're not upset over this.

We've seen what you do to countries you get upset with.

Thank you.