Four Catholic ladies are having coffee together and talking about their sons. The first lady tells her friends, "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'". The second woman chips, "My son is a Bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people say' 'Your Grace'". The third lady says smugly, "My son's a Cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say. 'Your Eminende".
The fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence. The three other women give her this subtle, "Well?". She replies, "My son is a gorgeouse, 6'2", hard bodied stripper. When he walks into a room, people say, "Oh my God ... ".
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A priest was overheard sighing, "During communion, I sometimes get confused on what to say to ladies wearing such revealing clothes,'Body of Christ' or 'Christ, what a body!' "
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"Hail Mary" said by a small girl (this is a true story)
Hey Mary, full of grease, the Lord is wiffy
Blessed are the vowels among women
Blessed is the fruit of thy room
Holy Mother of God! (she yelled at this part)
Pray for us scissors now and at the hour we go deaf.
For those who are not familiar with "Hail Mary", this is the "original version"
Hail Mary full of grace, the Lord is with you
Blessed art thou amongst women
Blessed is the fruit of thy womb
Holy Mary, Mother of God
Pray for us sinners now and at the hour of our death.
The fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence. The three other women give her this subtle, "Well?". She replies, "My son is a gorgeouse, 6'2", hard bodied stripper. When he walks into a room, people say, "Oh my God ... ".
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A priest was overheard sighing, "During communion, I sometimes get confused on what to say to ladies wearing such revealing clothes,'Body of Christ' or 'Christ, what a body!' "
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"Hail Mary" said by a small girl (this is a true story)
Hey Mary, full of grease, the Lord is wiffy
Blessed are the vowels among women
Blessed is the fruit of thy room
Holy Mother of God! (she yelled at this part)
Pray for us scissors now and at the hour we go deaf.
For those who are not familiar with "Hail Mary", this is the "original version"
Hail Mary full of grace, the Lord is with you
Blessed art thou amongst women
Blessed is the fruit of thy womb
Holy Mary, Mother of God
Pray for us sinners now and at the hour of our death.