best thing about having a penis

[Africaida]

Question for the guys. When you catch it in the zipper are you wearing underwear or can it happen even with underwear?

True story: I went to the emergency room for stitches as a kid and right after me another boy came in because his thingy had been stuck in the zipper. He was screaming in pain and I thought I was going to bleed to death as I had a cut on a finger that required 4-5 stitches. They took care of him before me. I was hurt. But I learned a very valuable lesson as such a young age, where to aim/what to bite should I need to defend myself one day. :laugh:

 

[Garyexpat]

Is this the beginning of the Men only forum?  Can we get one too?

If it has ANYTHING to do with my penis I want it to be women only!

 

[web]

sharing is caring.....

 

[CristoRey]

Now there's a guy who has made a lot of money with his Penis......

I see nothing wrong with it at all considering how many years women have been making money
using nothing more than their vaginas :laugh:

 

[sosuamatt]

My retail joke. What is the difference between a penis and a bonus..................Your wife will always blow your bonus!

 

[wuarhat]

I know the worst thing to have one: Did you ever had the dreaded zipper incident? Luckily it did not happen to me yet.

https://www.livescience.com/28058-zippers-penis-injury.html

How the hell did you get the beans above the franks?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzRuKnb2uuY

 

[mobrouser]

I grow them:

 

[Meemselle]

Is not having one.

 

[frank recktenwald]

Is not having one.

You don't like them?

 

[Meemselle]

D'oh

Is this the beginning of the Men only forum?  Can we get one too?

In case you hadn't noticed, DR-1 is primarily testosterone driven.

So yea. Rock on.

 

[Meemselle]

You don't like them?

I love them. But only cut and only literate. Which reduces the local talent.

 

[frank recktenwald]

I love them. But only cut and only literate. Which reduces the local talent.

This reminds me when Dutch friends of mine got married in Panama and the groom asked the bride before the wedding at a dinner party if she wanted him to be circumcised because of her Jewish background. She answered " no sweety, I want something left"

 

[Celt202]

As the poets have mournfully sung,
Death takes the innocent young,
The rolling-in-money,
The screamingly-funny,
And those who are very well hung.

W H Auden

(who by the way shared his penis with people who had one)

 

[USA DOC]

God gave man a penis and a brain.....but only enough blood to run one at a time.

...average human male body has up to one and a half gallons blood.....thats one huge penis........