Dear Tech Support,

Elliot

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Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed* that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6

I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please help!

Thanks,**

A Troubled User.
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Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that men complain about.

Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it* is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an* OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1. 0 and to return to Girlfriend* 7.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from* the system once installed.

You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child Support. I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2.

However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 !

WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

Best of luck,
Tech Support
 

Yari

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lmao!!

This really is too funny and creative might I add. Does wife 1.0 support the program super hot pool boy 6.6 ;)?
 

windrifter

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Elliot said:
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed* that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6

I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please help!

Thanks,**

A Troubled User.
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:troubled ;)
Absolutely hilarious!!
Would advise that you try installing the following applications.
"Theatre night" , "Dining and dancing" & "girls night out" last one can be used while using your other favourite applications the two preceding ones are "bribe"applications and should be used on a weekly basis to keep your machine running smoothly. The next and a personal favourite one to use while running the "hunting and fishing"app. is the "all expense paid trip for wife 1.0 and friend(female) to the D.R." Hope this helps to get the" bugs" out of your system but if these fail take this warning. Under no circumstances run operating prog. wife 1.0 while running girlfriend 7.0 this could result in wiping your hard drive permanently.
te tengas suerte!
elizabeth