I am turning myself in
Throwing in the towel
Retreating from life
Biting the bullet...
Get my drift, SnowFlake?
I need a geriatric nurse...FAST !!!!
I have mental issues, losing my beans, soft in the noodle.... all of the above and below!!
Last night, heavy cloud cover, no DISH TV...bored out my eyeballs
I retreated to 'mi club'... the local gas station with Internet, alcohol, and a waitress.
As I happened to be on the phone with Buster Blowhard lamenting the demise of the DR1 caliber,
I glanced over at my computer and other cell phone (I have 2 , A global and an RD)
WHAT???
where's that second phone ????
I ask the chica.... donde...
she keeps pointing to my one on the counter...
No , No... I repeat .... el azul.... buscando mi azul !
When I see her eyes move from mine to my ear and back
...... I got it...... sorry to say
It was in my hand , on my ear listening to Buster
I am officially senile, out to lunch... punched my ticket....
Anything I say here forward should be tempered by this knowledge....
Bye Bye to all of you.... please write to the asylum....
I want a corner room and round the clock infermeras.....
preferably ones who can hold their breath for extended periods... lung capacity is a good thing
Balloons .... who doesn't like balloons??? Reminds me of a party....
Only three sizes............ large, huge and ..... just right
Where is Nurse Ratched when you need her??
Throwing in the towel
Retreating from life
Biting the bullet...
Get my drift, SnowFlake?
I need a geriatric nurse...FAST !!!!
I have mental issues, losing my beans, soft in the noodle.... all of the above and below!!
Last night, heavy cloud cover, no DISH TV...bored out my eyeballs
I retreated to 'mi club'... the local gas station with Internet, alcohol, and a waitress.
As I happened to be on the phone with Buster Blowhard lamenting the demise of the DR1 caliber,
I glanced over at my computer and other cell phone (I have 2 , A global and an RD)
WHAT???
where's that second phone ????
I ask the chica.... donde...
she keeps pointing to my one on the counter...
No , No... I repeat .... el azul.... buscando mi azul !
When I see her eyes move from mine to my ear and back
...... I got it...... sorry to say
It was in my hand , on my ear listening to Buster
I am officially senile, out to lunch... punched my ticket....
Anything I say here forward should be tempered by this knowledge....
Bye Bye to all of you.... please write to the asylum....
I want a corner room and round the clock infermeras.....
preferably ones who can hold their breath for extended periods... lung capacity is a good thing
Balloons .... who doesn't like balloons??? Reminds me of a party....
Only three sizes............ large, huge and ..... just right
Where is Nurse Ratched when you need her??