My DR rules and thoughts based on my experiences and the experiences of others I know
Hired help
Don?t do it, they will see what you have, and repeat this to their family and others that may wish to steal from you.
Don?t use local security guards ? for the same reason
Men if you need a house keeper at least make sure she is hot, at the very minimum
Don?t assume they know how to clean to your liking
Payment
Don?t excessively over- pay, but be generous and humane in your giving
Don?t forget to pay- don?t be cheap
Respect
The only person that will respect your feelings, property etc is you
Money
Don?t leave anyone near the till?everrrrrrr
Don?t entrust them with minding your money or valuables
Do not trust your GF with your bank information or card details
Give her a monthly budget (hair nails etc and tell her that?s it)
People
Be careful of everyone, foreigners included.
Some of the trickiest people I ever met were foreigners. One told me that he tries to work out what others have and how best to get into their pockets. I have heard this a few times.
Do not bring as a rule anyone you don?t know into your home; bring the most trusted people only and even then ?rethink
Prostitutes
Use a love cabana, pork them in a field or pork them in the back of your Nissan pathfinder, don?t tell your wife
Pay them, as their husbands are waiting to buy family supplies and beer. Seriously, don?t underpay?you may get yourself in trouble
Don?t bring whores into your home
Share your business around maybe her mother or sister may be interested
Do not expect a dirty Sanchez, they aren?t into it
Poor people/underclass
Don?t associate with poor people; maintain your same social class, as the poor people you befriend will want you for what you can give them. That is why they want to know you, next you will receive phone calls in your home country asking for money ?I need? I need???western union?
If you want to be a charity go ahead, but do not befriend them, keep it professional and pleasant
Local/Foreigners
Be careful of everyone
Don?t share personal information, and be aware that people will seek to know your business
Be suspicious of foreigners that seek to help you? assume they want something. They will eventually ask for payment, or get a cut from the people they introduced you too (if you purchased services from them)
Be suspicious of people on boards that offer help i.e. One board member wanted to view my financial records before she would supply contact details to an investment house (I was looking for an investment house at the time and this nasty cow would not supply his details)
If you are overtly wealthy be aware that this will be noticed by foreigners and locals alike. You will go onto their agenda. Tread careful and casually when it comes to displaying your wealth
Legal
Always and only use GUZMAN ARIZA lawyers
Don?t believe that the other party signing a contract to sell or provide services understands what he is signing, cares about his inherent responsibility that lays there within, or can even understand what he has signed, much less read it
A contract means nothing
The courts will never support the foreigner- you will always lose
Purchase what you can afford to lose
Business
Don?t ever give your money to a builder/repairer to go and purchase home repair products. He will purchase some for himself and claim he used it all on your house. You purchase it
Chicas
Chica type 1- prostitute; she wants to be paid
Chica Type 2- GFE (Girlfriend experience) she will go anywhere and do everything, she will smile and rock your world; she will expect a GIFT
Chica type 3- party girl; she will drink your beer and enjoy your company, she may be open to your requests for further adventure; she will seek a GIFT
Chica type 4- Chica casa, this type stays home, unemployed, seeks a BF who will romance them and support her and her family via western union
Chica type 5 ? Well to do, she will not speak to you because she doesn?t need to know an over- weight repulsive looking 60 year old behemoth.
In general; they all want something, as they are not with you for your scintillating personality
If you don?t date a model back home and yet you have 3 Miss Worlds seeking your love?.question your judgment
Girlfriends may have 5-10 other men like you sending them $100-$300 a month, paying her rent, electricity. In fact the apartment she lives in that you are sitting in may well be paid for by boyfriend number 3
Does she have 20 pairs of shoes, and yet is not employed?..ask yourself how this is possible? Simple BF number 1 3 4 and 7 bought them
Keep in mind that she may well have said good bye to BF number 6 yesterday at the airport and welcomed you (number 2) today
Just as you came with an ?agenda? to sleep with every Maria Mildred, or Genesis, the women in turn have an agenda of their own
Dating a Dominican
Don?t let them live in your house
Don?t allow the family to move in ? you must expect that they will seek to live off of you
You must accept that their family comes first; you may well be the BANK
Do expect that they may have 5 other boyfriends and you are just 1
Having said this
I have been everywhere with every sexy Miss Dominican that ever exploded into existence from the back of Cabarete through to the ass end of Boca chica. I love the Dominican women; they are sweet, and dangerous. I have made love to 3, 4 and 5 chicas at a time. I have been ashamed and mortified by my actions, as well as unrepentant. I have skinny dipped in rivers with a 19 year old along and her BFF ?. and seen the twinkle in her eye (given to me by her BFF).What an experience (I am in good shape, I understand why women look at me). I have danced all night with women that should have a permit to wear those hips. They have sung into ear terribly, which was more than made up for when they entered my pool at 3am, in a state of matrimonial undress. I have gotten to know scores of them in the same way that Adam knew Eve. I have seen the poor marvel at the beauty of my home and then steal from me right under my nose. Along with wealthy foreigners who have done the very same thing. Would I swap this wild and reckless way of living, I mean all of this happened to me within my first 6 months here???? No I would not?.My life had begun, sink or swim, coupled with wild abandon. What I will do however (as a man can only handle so much) is kick my 8 foot tall iron gate closed, crack open a Brugal rum and jump into my pool for the 10th time this week, im looking at the sky, its so blue, I can see the palm trees in my estate sway ( God they must have been there 20 years?.my head is woozy?I almost dropped my tablet into my pool?.ah it?s good to be alive?. I need to rest
I hope you enjoyed my rules and thoughts
Hired help
Don?t do it, they will see what you have, and repeat this to their family and others that may wish to steal from you.
Don?t use local security guards ? for the same reason
Men if you need a house keeper at least make sure she is hot, at the very minimum
Don?t assume they know how to clean to your liking
Payment
Don?t excessively over- pay, but be generous and humane in your giving
Don?t forget to pay- don?t be cheap
Respect
The only person that will respect your feelings, property etc is you
Money
Don?t leave anyone near the till?everrrrrrr
Don?t entrust them with minding your money or valuables
Do not trust your GF with your bank information or card details
Give her a monthly budget (hair nails etc and tell her that?s it)
People
Be careful of everyone, foreigners included.
Some of the trickiest people I ever met were foreigners. One told me that he tries to work out what others have and how best to get into their pockets. I have heard this a few times.
Do not bring as a rule anyone you don?t know into your home; bring the most trusted people only and even then ?rethink
Prostitutes
Use a love cabana, pork them in a field or pork them in the back of your Nissan pathfinder, don?t tell your wife
Pay them, as their husbands are waiting to buy family supplies and beer. Seriously, don?t underpay?you may get yourself in trouble
Don?t bring whores into your home
Share your business around maybe her mother or sister may be interested
Do not expect a dirty Sanchez, they aren?t into it
Poor people/underclass
Don?t associate with poor people; maintain your same social class, as the poor people you befriend will want you for what you can give them. That is why they want to know you, next you will receive phone calls in your home country asking for money ?I need? I need???western union?
If you want to be a charity go ahead, but do not befriend them, keep it professional and pleasant
Local/Foreigners
Be careful of everyone
Don?t share personal information, and be aware that people will seek to know your business
Be suspicious of foreigners that seek to help you? assume they want something. They will eventually ask for payment, or get a cut from the people they introduced you too (if you purchased services from them)
Be suspicious of people on boards that offer help i.e. One board member wanted to view my financial records before she would supply contact details to an investment house (I was looking for an investment house at the time and this nasty cow would not supply his details)
If you are overtly wealthy be aware that this will be noticed by foreigners and locals alike. You will go onto their agenda. Tread careful and casually when it comes to displaying your wealth
Legal
Always and only use GUZMAN ARIZA lawyers
Don?t believe that the other party signing a contract to sell or provide services understands what he is signing, cares about his inherent responsibility that lays there within, or can even understand what he has signed, much less read it
A contract means nothing
The courts will never support the foreigner- you will always lose
Purchase what you can afford to lose
Business
Don?t ever give your money to a builder/repairer to go and purchase home repair products. He will purchase some for himself and claim he used it all on your house. You purchase it
Chicas
Chica type 1- prostitute; she wants to be paid
Chica Type 2- GFE (Girlfriend experience) she will go anywhere and do everything, she will smile and rock your world; she will expect a GIFT
Chica type 3- party girl; she will drink your beer and enjoy your company, she may be open to your requests for further adventure; she will seek a GIFT
Chica type 4- Chica casa, this type stays home, unemployed, seeks a BF who will romance them and support her and her family via western union
Chica type 5 ? Well to do, she will not speak to you because she doesn?t need to know an over- weight repulsive looking 60 year old behemoth.
In general; they all want something, as they are not with you for your scintillating personality
If you don?t date a model back home and yet you have 3 Miss Worlds seeking your love?.question your judgment
Girlfriends may have 5-10 other men like you sending them $100-$300 a month, paying her rent, electricity. In fact the apartment she lives in that you are sitting in may well be paid for by boyfriend number 3
Does she have 20 pairs of shoes, and yet is not employed?..ask yourself how this is possible? Simple BF number 1 3 4 and 7 bought them
Keep in mind that she may well have said good bye to BF number 6 yesterday at the airport and welcomed you (number 2) today
Just as you came with an ?agenda? to sleep with every Maria Mildred, or Genesis, the women in turn have an agenda of their own
Dating a Dominican
Don?t let them live in your house
Don?t allow the family to move in ? you must expect that they will seek to live off of you
You must accept that their family comes first; you may well be the BANK
Do expect that they may have 5 other boyfriends and you are just 1
Having said this
I have been everywhere with every sexy Miss Dominican that ever exploded into existence from the back of Cabarete through to the ass end of Boca chica. I love the Dominican women; they are sweet, and dangerous. I have made love to 3, 4 and 5 chicas at a time. I have been ashamed and mortified by my actions, as well as unrepentant. I have skinny dipped in rivers with a 19 year old along and her BFF ?. and seen the twinkle in her eye (given to me by her BFF).What an experience (I am in good shape, I understand why women look at me). I have danced all night with women that should have a permit to wear those hips. They have sung into ear terribly, which was more than made up for when they entered my pool at 3am, in a state of matrimonial undress. I have gotten to know scores of them in the same way that Adam knew Eve. I have seen the poor marvel at the beauty of my home and then steal from me right under my nose. Along with wealthy foreigners who have done the very same thing. Would I swap this wild and reckless way of living, I mean all of this happened to me within my first 6 months here???? No I would not?.My life had begun, sink or swim, coupled with wild abandon. What I will do however (as a man can only handle so much) is kick my 8 foot tall iron gate closed, crack open a Brugal rum and jump into my pool for the 10th time this week, im looking at the sky, its so blue, I can see the palm trees in my estate sway ( God they must have been there 20 years?.my head is woozy?I almost dropped my tablet into my pool?.ah it?s good to be alive?. I need to rest
I hope you enjoyed my rules and thoughts