Estrela Del Mar, Cabarete

[Criss Colon]

Cris Colon,3 female "ASS"istants",......aaaaaaaand

.......lots of "rubber toys",we give a money back guarantee!!!No one has gone home unsatisfied so far! Well,we are still waiting for our first paying customer,but I really am enjoying our "Practice sessions"!!!I really am!!!Maybe I should start a web site:All COLON,all the time!Cris

 

[JOHNNY HONDA]

Crisco
3 ASSISTANTSin your fing dreams,besides why would theresa want you when i can lik my eyebrows

 

[Sapphire&Pearl]

ohhhhhh Johnny!

i can lik my eyebrows

Now just what kind of attention are you trying to attract with that comment? Hmmmmm....interesting statement....but even if it were true - your not available...are you? hehe - KIDDING!

 

[POPGrl]

Inpresive! Al the way to you eyebrows! Where are you hiding?

has aneone been to cabarete letely?

 

[Criss Colon]

He is not hiding,................

.....he is at home,licking his eyebrows! CRIS

 

[Escott]

I heard Johnny was double jointed and that is NOT the only thing he can lick.

 

[JOHNNY HONDA]

Girls girls girls,not hiding always ready,available always as long as my wife doesnt catch ne,for your safety not mine.She is jealous ,hey not that many talented tongues available.
Crisco,Practise makes perfect
Jazzy,i wish i was double jointed,dogs have a great life

 

[Sapphire&Pearl]

Ohhhhhhh noooo Johnny

Wife? Your breaking my heart! But what's else should I have expected.....with that kind of talent, I bet you wern't single for long!

 

[JOHNNY HONDA]

Never single always single who cares life is about enjoying oneself as long as you dont hurt anyone doing it.
Have a good one,I certainly will
Johnny

 

[CaribbeanGeorge]

LMAO

lol @ AZB, man u made me cry..........
I saw the guys at the western union, of course, with some local chicks, (wives & kids ????)

 

[Criss Colon]

You may be too old to "Cut-The-Mustard",........

....but you are never too old to "Lick-The-JAR!!"CRIS

 

[Theresa]

You can probably cut the mustard Cris but please whatever you do, don't cut the cheese. Did I ever tell you that I once had TMJ wich has left me with a double jointed jaw bone?

 

[JOHNNY HONDA]

Or as my pappy once told me I may not be as good as I once was but im as good once as I ever was

 

[Criss Colon]

I can guess how you GOT tmj!

"Double Jointed" ....."WOW!" Think of the possibilities!I wish I was "DOUBLE"............"JOINT"ed Think of THOSE POSSIBILITIES?CRIS............."Once a KING always a KING,but "Once a knight is enough"!...It now takes me "all night long",to do what I used to do "All night long"!

 

[Escott]

Johnny, it goes like this...

"I am not as good as I once was but I am better than I ever will be".

Stop using me lines boyo.

 

[POPGrl]

You guyz are to funny. What a thout, how lucky a dog really is. Imagine if we could do that. I would neveer leve my room.

Chris- only once a (knight) nite? Sory to hear that. I think us woman in this room would rock your world.

 

[Escott]

Hey Popgrl, are you in Puerto Plata now?

 

[POPGrl]

No I is not in puerto plata at this moment