How many men does it take to open a beer?
None it should be opened by the time she brings it!
How do you know when a women is about to say something smart?
When she starts by saying.."A man once told me...."
Why do men pass wind more than women?
Because women never shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.
Whats worst than a male chauvanistic pig?
A women that won't do what's shes told!
I married Miss Right.
I just did'nt know her first name was always.
I have not spoken to my wife for 18 months....I don't like to interupt her!
Scientists have discovered food diminishes a womens sex drive.
It's called wedding cake!
None it should be opened by the time she brings it!
How do you know when a women is about to say something smart?
When she starts by saying.."A man once told me...."
Why do men pass wind more than women?
Because women never shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.
Whats worst than a male chauvanistic pig?
A women that won't do what's shes told!
I married Miss Right.
I just did'nt know her first name was always.
I have not spoken to my wife for 18 months....I don't like to interupt her!
Scientists have discovered food diminishes a womens sex drive.
It's called wedding cake!