France Unconvinced of Jacko Surgery
by: chefman98_1998 (50/M) 02/12/03 09:15 am
Msg: 1591 of 1700
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MICHAEL JACKSON ADMITS PLASTIC SURGERY; FRANCE UNCONVINCED
Chirac Demands More Time for U.N. Face Inspectors
At the United Nations today, U.S. Secretary of State Colin Powell offered
what he called "conclusive proof" that the singer Michael Jackson has had
plastic surgery, but failed to convince France.
In his presentation, Mr. Powell first showed two photos of Mr. Jackson,
taken in 1979 and 2003, to illustrate the dramatic transformation of the
singer's face from human to Halloween mask.
As Security Council members watched intently, Mr. Powell then played a
tape of a recent court appearance by Mr. Jackson, during which the tip of
his nose appeared to fall from his face and onto the floor.
Finally, Mr. Powell played a tape of the ABC program "20/20" in which Mr.
Jackson admitted he had plastic surgery, after which a visibly frustrated
Mr. Powell turned to the ambassador from France and said, "How much more
freaking proof do you clowns need?"
While the French ambassador did not respond, impassively sipping on a
glass of red wine while reading a book by Camus, later in the day French
President Jacques Chirac had harsh words for Mr. Powell, saying that the
Secretary of State "had proved nothing."
President Chirac added that the United Nations should grant its official
face inspection team more time to look at Mr. Jackson's head to determine
whether the singer had plastic surgery or not.
In related news, President Chirac said the U.S. had failed to show
convincing proof that Jennifer Lopez has a big ass.
by: chefman98_1998 (50/M) 02/12/03 09:15 am
Msg: 1591 of 1700
12 recommendations
MICHAEL JACKSON ADMITS PLASTIC SURGERY; FRANCE UNCONVINCED
Chirac Demands More Time for U.N. Face Inspectors
At the United Nations today, U.S. Secretary of State Colin Powell offered
what he called "conclusive proof" that the singer Michael Jackson has had
plastic surgery, but failed to convince France.
In his presentation, Mr. Powell first showed two photos of Mr. Jackson,
taken in 1979 and 2003, to illustrate the dramatic transformation of the
singer's face from human to Halloween mask.
As Security Council members watched intently, Mr. Powell then played a
tape of a recent court appearance by Mr. Jackson, during which the tip of
his nose appeared to fall from his face and onto the floor.
Finally, Mr. Powell played a tape of the ABC program "20/20" in which Mr.
Jackson admitted he had plastic surgery, after which a visibly frustrated
Mr. Powell turned to the ambassador from France and said, "How much more
freaking proof do you clowns need?"
While the French ambassador did not respond, impassively sipping on a
glass of red wine while reading a book by Camus, later in the day French
President Jacques Chirac had harsh words for Mr. Powell, saying that the
Secretary of State "had proved nothing."
President Chirac added that the United Nations should grant its official
face inspection team more time to look at Mr. Jackson's head to determine
whether the singer had plastic surgery or not.
In related news, President Chirac said the U.S. had failed to show
convincing proof that Jennifer Lopez has a big ass.