A builder and a priest are out for a game of golf one afternoon.
Unfortunately the builder wasn't very good at the game and every time
he
missed a shot would shout '****, missed'.
The game went on and after several outbursts from the builder; the
priest
could hold his tongue no longer. "Don't swear like that" he told his
friend,
"or God will punish you". The builder apologized and the game
continued.
As soon as he missed another shot the builder shouted "****, missed."
and
continued to do this every time he missed a shot for the next three
holes.
The priest was starting to get really angry by now and said "I must
insist
that you stop swearing this instant, otherwise God will hear you and
punish
you!"
Once again, his pleas made no difference as the builder missed an easy
putt
on the seventeenth green and shouted out "****, missed". Immediately
the
heavens parted and a bolt of lightning flew from the sky, hitting the
priest
and killing him stone dead.
Suddenly, a booming voice was heard in the clouds, "****, missed!"
Unfortunately the builder wasn't very good at the game and every time
he
missed a shot would shout '****, missed'.
The game went on and after several outbursts from the builder; the
priest
could hold his tongue no longer. "Don't swear like that" he told his
friend,
"or God will punish you". The builder apologized and the game
continued.
As soon as he missed another shot the builder shouted "****, missed."
and
continued to do this every time he missed a shot for the next three
holes.
The priest was starting to get really angry by now and said "I must
insist
that you stop swearing this instant, otherwise God will hear you and
punish
you!"
Once again, his pleas made no difference as the builder missed an easy
putt
on the seventeenth green and shouted out "****, missed". Immediately
the
heavens parted and a bolt of lightning flew from the sky, hitting the
priest
and killing him stone dead.
Suddenly, a booming voice was heard in the clouds, "****, missed!"