Hard up Womens Thread

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dawnwil

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huh?

What kind of question is that?

It is et obvio, I would suggest, that a sankie able to visit the US would be long gone for good.

My sankie is right here where he belongs. He has professed undying love for ever and ever... but I'm just not sure. I need that data base.

And a good photographer.

Where's that data base, already? I keep checking, and nothing is happening.
 
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Angel_04

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hahahh!! Fellow DR1ers--you're the best! You ALL crack me up! :p
*Escott, I will be sure to fill out the form promptly and send it back to you so that you can fulfill my request asap. lol. I am pleased to inform you that I am also in the process of recruitting friends who may also be interested in getting involved. lol.

Oh, by any chance, are there any employment opportunties available in your organization? I can forward a resume if necessary. I think that this project will end up being much grander than originally anticipated--please let us know if you need extra help--researchers, analysts, even if you just need someone to organise data (I will gladly categorize the nudes--I do have sufficient experience) lol... Please get back to me as soon as possible. Many thanks.
Angel ;)
 
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dawnwil

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Angel, please don't hold your breath!

I've been waiting for the data base for, hmmm, at least 6 hours now, and NADA.

At least someone around here is willing to get to work.

Hire that girl immediately, Escott.

PS ... don't mean to be too curious, but exactly what is your experience with the nude stuff? I may have a position soon for the same work, more or less. Rather, less is more. Numerous men have begged me to hire them, because this work will involve nude women only, but you appear to be a professional... resume, work experience, etc, etc.

It's indeed refreshing!! Oh dear, it just struck me: you're not a specialist are you? Male nude photo sorting only?
 
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trina

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dawnwil said:
Angel, please don't hold your breath!

I've been waiting for the data base for, hmmm, at least 6 hours now, and NADA.

At least someone around here is willing to get to work.

Hire that girl immediately, Escott.

PS ... don't mean to be too curious, but exactly what is your experience with the nude stuff? I may have a position soon for the same work, more or less. Rather, less is more. Numerous men have begged me to hire them, because this work will involve nude women only, but you appear to be a professional... resume, work experience, etc, etc.

It's indeed refreshing!! Oh dear, it just struck me: you're not a specialist are you? Male nude photo sorting only?
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Dying laughing here...today has to be the best day EVER on the board...well, the best day since the "a little misinformation on XR" thread, anyways.
 
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Escott

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trina said:
Dying laughing here...today has to be the best day EVER on the board...well, the best day since the "a little misinformation on XR" thread, anyways.
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Was that the thread of him banning me for making a rude post while on a plane to the DR? That was funny and I was rolling on the floor. Then my IP disappeared:) How cool is that man for thinking on his feet:)!!

No Trina this is a serious thread. On Dawns suggesting and on Roberts approval Angel has been hired to replace Pib. Chiri will still be doing the interviews and write ups but all the compiling will be now done by Angel. Maybe Pib is just too busy now with the new tot on the way and all or has just lost interest but "ONWARDS and UPWARDS" from now on. Dawn controll yourself please. "UPWARDS and UPYOURS" do not have to go together.

Thanks for your patience.
 
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dawnwil

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trina said:
Dying laughing here...today has to be the best day EVER on the board...
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heheh! And this is before the Everclear.

Thank god we've got an Angel to help with the data base now. Methinks Escott is much better at delegating than compiling.

Escott... this is uncanny!

Onwards and Upyours was exactly what I was going to say in appreciation for all your efforts to date with this data base.
 
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AnnaC

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Escott said:
Maybe Pib is just too busy now with the new tot on the way and all or has just lost interest but "ONWARDS and UPWARDS" from now on.
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Oh Oh I guess the secret is now out. ;)
 
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Pib

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Meh! It wasn't so much a secret as a non-event for the parties not involved (yeah, like how do I keep this :: pointing huge tummy :: secret?).

It is hard to keep a secret in this country. You will soon find out.
 
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Angel_04

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:) I graciously accept my responsibilites as compilation master and will work hard to make sure that this program is a success!! lol. haha. To those of you interested in helping out--please forward all sanky photos (nude or not) and I will make sure that they are included in the database! :p Escott, keep me informed if there are any other duties that you wish for me to fulfill. Have a super day everyone! LOL. ;)
 
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Escott

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:) I graciously accept my responsibilites as compilation master and will work hard to make sure that this program is a success!! lol. haha. To those of you interested in helping out--please forward all sanky photos (nude or not) and I will make sure that they are included in the database! :p Escott, keep me informed if there are any other duties that you wish for me to fulfill. Have a super day everyone! LOL. ;)
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I need to see your pic first and couldnt find it in the DR1 Members album. You can file attach it to info@elneptuno.com for consideration.

Escott
 
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Angel_04

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Escott said:
I need to see your pic first and couldnt find it in the DR1 Members album. You can file attach it to info@elneptuno.com for consideration.
Escott
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Sir, that can be arranged. Thanks again for the wonderful opportunity!

*ah, imagine--ME, part of the team who gets to work on the Hardupwomens-sanky-for-rent database!! What an honour!! HAHAHA. (o.k. I better get my a$$ back to work).

Have a super day all! ;)
 
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juanita

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I have in my possession a picture of 3 of the hottest Sankies, where can I send it.... I'm serious! ;)
 
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chuckuindy

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Escott said:
Just wait till we get the database finished. We will give it to you in Pie Charts or any other sort of since we will offer many ways to look at the statistics.
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Please wait until you finish the UBH database before starting a new one.

You promised me a new dating list prior to my next trip. REBEMBER

Chuckuindy
 
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ESOLteacher

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Thanks for a needed laugh!

I may risk losing my membership benefits at the Venusians Club Central here, but I must admit that the application form was hilarious! Fabulous! Thank you for the laugh. :laugh:
 
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Mario

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Escott said:
I knew it would gather steam and become yet another value added service of DR1. Thank you for your inquiry and kindly fill out the form below:

Name: Mario Tortelo

Address: Miami, USA

City, State, Zip if appropriate:

Phone Number: (ask for it!)

Age:28

Weight:160







How would you classify your look:

Degree of Desperate Scale of 1-10: not desperate just horny

Present Employment: own business

Income: $200,000US+

Savings: a lot for my age

Family Money?: nope

Please Describe: earned it all myself






Trust Fund Details:n/a







How many days Vacation Per Year: travel every two weeks

Type of Man you favor brief: dominican daddy- masculine- assertive- hot
Number of Men per Week: depends on how good the one i have is.

Number of Men per Day/Night: 1 or sometimes 2

Do you desire Baggy Shorts: doesnt matter

Do you desire Oversized Sport Jerseys: doesn't matter

Pigmentation Desired: doesnt matter- must be handsome

Height required: 5'9 and taller

Width and length below the belt: 10 X 8 is nice

Languages Needed:Spanish

Is Buff Necessary: no- but nice


Thank you for filling out this form!
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Figured that i wold flll this silly form ou. Its part truth part a joke! Why is evryone so uptight- relax its the DR! :)
 
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