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I Plan on Being Installed as Benevolent Grand Poobah for Life of the DR Shortly
Wtf
4 hours and we get this creativity?
Let me guess..... its raining????:cheeky:
Me..... sunny, warm Lake Huron Canada
Car washing, etc
SnakeMan,, you have struck a chord.... keep it going
This is hilarious...../ or is it hilarios ????:ermm:
I offer my services as Spelling Minister.... I am bilingual in English and American (even speak some Franco Cdn.).. ...... Espanol = not so good.... a work in progress
WW
4 hours and we get this creativity?
Let me guess..... its raining????:cheeky:
Me..... sunny, warm Lake Huron Canada
Car washing, etc
SnakeMan,, you have struck a chord.... keep it going
This is hilarious...../ or is it hilarios ????:ermm:
I offer my services as Spelling Minister.... I am bilingual in English and American (even speak some Franco Cdn.).. ...... Espanol = not so good.... a work in progress
WW
slow Down,
here ends the Free World.
Minister of Cerveza on the East coast is clearly a Dictatorship,
occpied by the same Head of Greenies since a decade and a half,
I will fight to stay in Powers til the end, with any available weapon and against any marching Force.
no elections on that Position will every be held during My Lifetime
Mike
I never heard about an american speaking real English,
Hey,
according to my British Firends only,lol
me Myself doesn't speak Da Language neither
Mike
Supercalafragilisticespyaladocious
Supercalafragilisticespyaladocious always reminds me of that Benny Hill sketch, "You are a pair of TWITS!..T-W-I-T-S...TWITS!!!
YouTube - Benny Hill - Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious - with Diana Darvey & Jack Wright
Supercalafragilisticespyaladocious always reminds me of that Benny Hill sketch, "You are a pair of TWITS!..T-W-I-T-S...TWITS!!!
YouTube - Benny Hill - Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious - with Diana Darvey & Jack Wright
Canadian, my good man, Canadian... with a strong dose of Yankee built in after 15 years of residency
Those Yanks don't know to handle a knife and fork..... let alone spell/speak the King's English!!!!:squareeye
Please vote for my election
Free beer for every vote:classic:
WW
Hey WW, definitely NOT PC. Sniff, sniff.... I'll have you know that we know exactly what to do with a fork AND with a knife. And I thought you were such a kewl guy......
Sniff, Sniff
AE
I would vote that the store keepers on the beach would not be allowed to go more than 10 feet from their casita in order to solicit customers. I hate when they stand directly in front of me and do the "Today my friend, special price," and I have to walk around them to get by.
Help!!!....I'm an American ..Should I just kill myself now??
Hahahahaha....gee Mike ...you really had me fooled!!.....I have to put on my X-RAY SPECS to decipher some of your posts.....
Hahahahaha....gee Mike ...you really had me fooled!!.....I have to put on my X-RAY SPECS to decipher some of your posts.....
Hahahahaha....gee Mike ...you really had me fooled!!.....I have to put on my X-RAY SPECS to decipher some of your posts.....
Once you get used to it, Mike's English makes perfect sense.
In fact I like his development of the English language - he takes it to new and undiscovered levels.
Long live The King...........
TRAITOR!!!..(Off with his head!!)......LOL......BUT.... I do like the FREE BEER part.....so you can't be all bad!!...:cheeky::cheeky:
TRAITOR!!!..(Off with his head!!)......LOL......BUT.... I do like the FREE BEER part.....so you can't be all bad!!...:cheeky::cheeky:
i could be an executioner. there is nothing like cutting off the heads to bring some freshness to the kingdom. decapitation is a valuable lesson to all offenders and it is guaranteed to... well... cut the crime, so to speak.
at request i can also do impaling, flagellation and disembowelment. i can assure that customer service satisfaction will be my imperative.
at request i can also do impaling, flagellation and disembowelment. i can assure that customer service satisfaction will be my imperative.
Ahem!
Might I remind you:
His Eminence said:
aranoid::tired::bunny::chinese:PM suffice for written permission.
see, a bit of torture never hurt anyone. it is more like an excercise, really. torture stimulates nervous system, promotes fast digestion, stretches muscles and tendoins. it is a kind of a spa for prisoners, yes. in fact i think i should charge torturees.
my department can support itself, i will not be a burden to taxpayers.
ministress dorota the impaler
department of well being
my department can support itself, i will not be a burden to taxpayers.
ministress dorota the impaler
department of well being
Begging your pardon, Honorable/Honourable Sir/Sire
I am NOT recv'ing anything here... I am giving to the loyal population.... mead/beer for the populace.
Pure as the driven snow... I am:surprised
Aside, I hope the Dominatrix/Executioner is capable of doing the disembowelment while/whilst keeping the culprit alive...... essential that the guilty party see and hold his/her own bowels as part of the justice.:glasses:
And justice shall be doneirate:
WW
I am NOT recv'ing anything here... I am giving to the loyal population.... mead/beer for the populace.
Pure as the driven snow... I am:surprised
Aside, I hope the Dominatrix/Executioner is capable of doing the disembowelment while/whilst keeping the culprit alive...... essential that the guilty party see and hold his/her own bowels as part of the justice.:glasses:
And justice shall be done
irate:WW
