> The lawyer says to the wealthy art collector tycoon: ?I have some good
> news and, I have some bad news?.?
>
> The tycoon replies: ?I?ve had an awful day, let?s hear the good news first?
>
> The lawyer says: ?Well your wife invested $5,000 in two pictures this
> week that she figures are worth a minimum of $2 to $3 million.?
>
> The tycoon replies enthusiastically: ?Well done?very good news indeed!
> You?ve just made my day; now what?s the bad news??
>
> The lawyer answers: ?The pictures are of you with your secretary.?
> news and, I have some bad news?.?
>
> The tycoon replies: ?I?ve had an awful day, let?s hear the good news first?
>
> The lawyer says: ?Well your wife invested $5,000 in two pictures this
> week that she figures are worth a minimum of $2 to $3 million.?
>
> The tycoon replies enthusiastically: ?Well done?very good news indeed!
> You?ve just made my day; now what?s the bad news??
>
> The lawyer answers: ?The pictures are of you with your secretary.?