Danilo called me last night. He said if I voted for him I had a free chicken I could pickup at the colmado. I said Danny boy Im a vegetarian. He then offered me a salami. Again I said Danilo, Im a vegetarian. He said Dominican salami has zero % meat. I asked him how much will be invested in education over the next 4 years. He said very little. I asked why? He said the people here don't want education they prefer rum, beer and smartphones. I said so what can you do to fix that? He said they are planning to invest in more businesses that sell rum, beer and smartphones. He then asked me if my IQ was above or below 50? I said its actually over 100. He hung up on me!