I'm looking for someone who can travel back in time with me to help me look for my lost dog, Jesus. i can pay you after we find Jesus and bring him back home. you have to bring your own food. i only have enough dog biscuits for myself and Jesus. i have only traveled back in time once before and it was very hot. Bring lots of water. i only have enough for me and Jesus.
PS. I'm only looking for females to travel back in time with. Time portals are sometimes hard to find; you might want to bring a jacket.
I forgot to mention that if you want to travel back in time with me, you will need to be single and female be able to get off work for an extended period of time. also, please bring with you your own dog biscuits.
Also, we will want to travel as light and practical as possible for the journey--no big hair, no high-heels, no perfume, and no luggage. Bring deodarant, please!
Serious inquires only!
Sincerely, Frank
PS. I'm only looking for females to travel back in time with. Time portals are sometimes hard to find; you might want to bring a jacket.
I forgot to mention that if you want to travel back in time with me, you will need to be single and female be able to get off work for an extended period of time. also, please bring with you your own dog biscuits.
Also, we will want to travel as light and practical as possible for the journey--no big hair, no high-heels, no perfume, and no luggage. Bring deodarant, please!
Serious inquires only!
Sincerely, Frank