I'm going out on a limb here, but I think you might be a...........
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NOT THAT THERE IS ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT.......
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Hey, I used to get those looks all the time......just roll with it.....always remember........the rest of the world has a problem.....NOT YOU.....
I get goose bumps everytime I look at this photo, I hope it does the same for you......(notice the Mojito)......pain in the ASS drink to make, but they are in the "whoa baby category!!!"......really good........
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We've all been down this road before.....
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Anastacio in his younger days showing off.......
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Anastacio buys a new toothbrush.....
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Anastacios favorite picture......(LARGE I might add).....hanging on a wall, when first entering his home.....(a constant source of friction with the lady of the house)
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Anastacio discovers he is in this "special category" of drunks......and rethinks his future.......
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At first....he thinks of the obvious.....
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But quickly comes to his senses......while in in DEEP THOUGHT one night....and sick and tired of posting on DR1.......he decides to move to the United States and run for congress...
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He soon realizes that his name "Anastacio" sounds to ethnic.....and with the help of a campaign aid changes his name to Al K. Hall.......things are going great for a while, but the cuthroat American media is starting to wear him down.
Pictures of his "misspent youth" start to surface.....
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Anastacios campaign runs.....(opps, I mean Al K. Hall) on this theme, and becomes very popular with blue collar workers all over the U S A....
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The campaign is starting to take it's toll, this happens....like once a week, it's really the only time he's at peace with himself.......
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If I had to guess.....I would bet he's dreaming of a place that looks like this........
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