An elderly man went to his Dr and asked for 3 viagra pills. The Dr asked, "Why do you need them". The man replies that his mistress is coming by Friday, his ex wife would be over for dinner on Saturday, and his current wife would return from a trip on Sunday. The Dr said he was concerned because of his age and heart problems, but he gave the man the pills with the condition that he return Monday for a checkup.
On Monday, the old man goes to see the Dr and he walks in with his arm in a sling. The Dr asks, "What happened to your arm?"
And he replies, " No one showed up."
On Monday, the old man goes to see the Dr and he walks in with his arm in a sling. The Dr asks, "What happened to your arm?"
And he replies, " No one showed up."