Now I see that Rod Stewart is going on tour with a stop in the DR. What is sadder? Tired, old rock stars that still insist on shaking their saggy butts on stage or the people who pay to see them?
I could just picture it now. Criss Colon jumping to his feet and swaying his bootie at the first few bars of "Do you think I'm Sexy"!
I wish the following would just retire with the little dignity they have left.
Rod Stewart
Cher(we all know that Sonny was the brains)
The Rolling Stones
Tina Turner(She hasn't done anything worthwhile since Ike
Stopped Beating her)
Eric Clapton(what happened dude?)
Jimmy Buffet(Can somebody say "Sell out"?)
Aerosmith
Ozzie Osbourn
Motley Crue
Van Halen(Bring back David Lee Roth)
Billy Joel
Sting
Paul McCartney(That toupe is so sad)
Fleetwood Mac
Elton John
Phil Collins(Su..Su..Suck)
Peter Gabrielle
Black Sabbath
I could just picture it now. Criss Colon jumping to his feet and swaying his bootie at the first few bars of "Do you think I'm Sexy"!
I wish the following would just retire with the little dignity they have left.
Rod Stewart
Cher(we all know that Sonny was the brains)
The Rolling Stones
Tina Turner(She hasn't done anything worthwhile since Ike
Stopped Beating her)
Eric Clapton(what happened dude?)
Jimmy Buffet(Can somebody say "Sell out"?)
Aerosmith
Ozzie Osbourn
Motley Crue
Van Halen(Bring back David Lee Roth)
Billy Joel
Sting
Paul McCartney(That toupe is so sad)
Fleetwood Mac
Elton John
Phil Collins(Su..Su..Suck)
Peter Gabrielle
Black Sabbath