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Recent sex study results...
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A married couple have been stranded on a deserted island for
many years. One day another man washes up on shore. He and the wife become attracted to each other right away, but realize
they must be creative if they are to engage in any hanky-panky.
The husband, however, is very glad to see the second man there.
"Now we will be able to have three people doing eight hour
shifts in the watchtower, rather than two people doing 12-hour
shifts."
The newcomer is only too happy to help and in fact volunteers
to do the first shift. He climbs up the tower to stand watch.
Soon the couple on the ground are placing stones in a circle
to make a fire to cook supper. The second man yells down,
"Hey, no screwing!"
They yell back, "We're not screwing!"
A few minutes later they start to put driftwood into the stone
circle. Again the second man yells down, "Hey, no screwing!"
Again they yell back, "We're not screwing!"
Later they are putting palm leaves on the roof of their shack
to patch leaks. Once again the second man yells down,"Hey, I
said no screwing!"
They yell back, "We're not screwing!"
Eventually the shift is over and the second man climbs down
from the tower to be replaced by the husband. He's not even
halfway up before the wife and her new friend are hard at it.
The husband looks out from the tower and says,"Son-of-a-gun.
From up here it DOES look like they're screwing."
A married couple have been stranded on a deserted island for
many years. One day another man washes up on shore. He and the wife become attracted to each other right away, but realize
they must be creative if they are to engage in any hanky-panky.
The husband, however, is very glad to see the second man there.
"Now we will be able to have three people doing eight hour
shifts in the watchtower, rather than two people doing 12-hour
shifts."
The newcomer is only too happy to help and in fact volunteers
to do the first shift. He climbs up the tower to stand watch.
Soon the couple on the ground are placing stones in a circle
to make a fire to cook supper. The second man yells down,
"Hey, no screwing!"
They yell back, "We're not screwing!"
A few minutes later they start to put driftwood into the stone
circle. Again the second man yells down, "Hey, no screwing!"
Again they yell back, "We're not screwing!"
Later they are putting palm leaves on the roof of their shack
to patch leaks. Once again the second man yells down,"Hey, I
said no screwing!"
They yell back, "We're not screwing!"
Eventually the shift is over and the second man climbs down
from the tower to be replaced by the husband. He's not even
halfway up before the wife and her new friend are hard at it.
The husband looks out from the tower and says,"Son-of-a-gun.
From up here it DOES look like they're screwing."
Rob, if you were on the chat your perception would change 360 degrees. I did a double take when Arenas said he was looking for meaningful sex @ 22 years of age. I could only laugh but he kept insisting it was true. I am sure Tony C would agree with me. At least I am honest.. doggie is cool with me....
I find first person desriptions of their personal sex life very very boring!
...not to mention,overblown(and that is a "PUN"!)The guys who spend countless hours in the chat rooms,on the phone sex lines,and in the strip clubs,are the same guys who can,t get it "UP" when they are with a real woman.Their fear of "Failure" in bed drives them to their Fantasy World,where the only person they need to satisfy is themself! They describe in great,and boring,detail how fantastic(read "FANTASY)) they are in bed,and how multiply orgasmic they are."Balony"!I,ll bet "Sandy" has a bigger "Porn" collection than Larry Flint! I,d hate to pay his "Sex Line" phone bills!Too bad most of the magazine's pages are stuck together!Don,t take ANY phone calls at his house,who wants to touch that receiver?If that is what the DR1's chat room is into,"Forgidabowdit!CRISCO
...not to mention,overblown(and that is a "PUN"!)The guys who spend countless hours in the chat rooms,on the phone sex lines,and in the strip clubs,are the same guys who can,t get it "UP" when they are with a real woman.Their fear of "Failure" in bed drives them to their Fantasy World,where the only person they need to satisfy is themself! They describe in great,and boring,detail how fantastic(read "FANTASY)) they are in bed,and how multiply orgasmic they are."Balony"!I,ll bet "Sandy" has a bigger "Porn" collection than Larry Flint! I,d hate to pay his "Sex Line" phone bills!Too bad most of the magazine's pages are stuck together!Don,t take ANY phone calls at his house,who wants to touch that receiver?If that is what the DR1's chat room is into,"Forgidabowdit!CRISCO
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Criss
Of all th people on DR1 I thought you would be the last person to have to say this too but.....LIGHTEN UP! We are just having a bit of fun!
BTW Strip clubs are fun. Where else can a lovely lady get paid for sitting down!
Tony C.
Of all th people on DR1 I thought you would be the last person to have to say this too but.....LIGHTEN UP! We are just having a bit of fun!
BTW Strip clubs are fun. Where else can a lovely lady get paid for sitting down!
Tony C.
Crissssssco...
We actually talk about a lot of different topics in chat, and we have a little fun sometimes too, thats what makes it cool...if you don't want to come in, believe me, I won't shed a tear over it...
As far as a porn collection...
I'm sure your wife has the biggest one of anyone on this board, she prolly uses it as "game footage" to show you some things you and that little bicho blanco of yours can work on....
We actually talk about a lot of different topics in chat, and we have a little fun sometimes too, thats what makes it cool...if you don't want to come in, believe me, I won't shed a tear over it...
As far as a porn collection...
I'm sure your wife has the biggest one of anyone on this board, she prolly uses it as "game footage" to show you some things you and that little bicho blanco of yours can work on....
no "Sandy",..........................................................................
.........but,"YOUR MOTHER" ("PROLLY")does!!!!!!!!
.........but,"YOUR MOTHER" ("PROLLY")does!!!!!!!!
this is the missing way
When:
"Push comes to Shove"
1. I stay away from Dogs and cats.
2. I stay away from Criss " Culon" the great!!!!!!!!!
3. Doggie style or Missionary...whatever serves the purpose.
4. I still have to try it " Hanging from the ceiling".
Anyone out there done it hanging from the ceiling??
When:
"Push comes to Shove"
1. I stay away from Dogs and cats.
2. I stay away from Criss " Culon" the great!!!!!!!!!
3. Doggie style or Missionary...whatever serves the purpose.
4. I still have to try it " Hanging from the ceiling".
Anyone out there done it hanging from the ceiling??
A question for Dr. AZB.......
AZB may be you can help me. The problem is: I have a sligthly worn out
lower spine,due to excessive nocturnal exercises in my younger years.
Tennis,Windsurfing and Motorcycle riding aggrevated the problem further.
Now, if I go on vaccation I always carry not only a box of the big V but also
lots of Advil and Celebrex to aliviate the above mentioned condition.
Can you ,as a chiropractor, which is also qualified in the field of lower back
stressing situations recommend a position which would allow me to reduce
my drug dependency? I'm a little worried about the side effects of Celebrate
over the next 25 years or so.
Regards X
AZB may be you can help me. The problem is: I have a sligthly worn out
lower spine,due to excessive nocturnal exercises in my younger years.
Tennis,Windsurfing and Motorcycle riding aggrevated the problem further.
Now, if I go on vaccation I always carry not only a box of the big V but also
lots of Advil and Celebrex to aliviate the above mentioned condition.
Can you ,as a chiropractor, which is also qualified in the field of lower back
stressing situations recommend a position which would allow me to reduce
my drug dependency? I'm a little worried about the side effects of Celebrate
over the next 25 years or so.
Regards X
X man, I am sorry to hear that you are one of the millions who suffer from low back pain.
In your case, I would have to give you general precautions because I am unaware of your condition (as far as radiographic studies are concerned) and I don't know your age. In simple words, I would have to see your spinal x-rays to determine what does worn out spine means to you. You could have a number of different things going on (in the lumbar region) at once ex: osteo-arthritis (depending on your age), degeneration of the disc, deviation or misalignment of the vertebrae etc.
So I would recommend that you use a lumbar support belt at all times. Use a flexible mattress that supports the contours of your spine. This will help you sleep better as the weight will be spread all over a larger area as opposed to a hard mattress where the weight of your body is stressed on your ribcage and other protruding parts of your body. I recommend everyone to sleep side ways with a pillow (or 2, depending on your size and comfort) with bent knees (fetal position). Never flex forward to even pick up even a light object, always bend your knees and go down vertically. When traveling, never try to pick up heavy suitcases to avoid paying a tip to the baggage handler. It will cost you more, later, when you would spend the rest of your vacation in an emergency room. Can?t tell you how many tourists came in my POP office with herniated discs from lifting heavy suitcases.
If you hurt your lower spine in anyway and feel the area is swollen, put ice in a towel and put it on the spot for 20 mins and repeat the process every 30mins ? 1 hour.
When you would come to DR, do bring in your lumbar spine X rays and I will give you a free consultation and a free therapy as your welcome gift. This way I would be able to advice you better on your condition.
P.S. try to put your significant one on top and let her do the work. If that is not comfortable then try the good old doggy style, again, she can do the motion as you enjoy the moment.
Have a nice day.
In your case, I would have to give you general precautions because I am unaware of your condition (as far as radiographic studies are concerned) and I don't know your age. In simple words, I would have to see your spinal x-rays to determine what does worn out spine means to you. You could have a number of different things going on (in the lumbar region) at once ex: osteo-arthritis (depending on your age), degeneration of the disc, deviation or misalignment of the vertebrae etc.
So I would recommend that you use a lumbar support belt at all times. Use a flexible mattress that supports the contours of your spine. This will help you sleep better as the weight will be spread all over a larger area as opposed to a hard mattress where the weight of your body is stressed on your ribcage and other protruding parts of your body. I recommend everyone to sleep side ways with a pillow (or 2, depending on your size and comfort) with bent knees (fetal position). Never flex forward to even pick up even a light object, always bend your knees and go down vertically. When traveling, never try to pick up heavy suitcases to avoid paying a tip to the baggage handler. It will cost you more, later, when you would spend the rest of your vacation in an emergency room. Can?t tell you how many tourists came in my POP office with herniated discs from lifting heavy suitcases.
If you hurt your lower spine in anyway and feel the area is swollen, put ice in a towel and put it on the spot for 20 mins and repeat the process every 30mins ? 1 hour.
When you would come to DR, do bring in your lumbar spine X rays and I will give you a free consultation and a free therapy as your welcome gift. This way I would be able to advice you better on your condition.
P.S. try to put your significant one on top and let her do the work. If that is not comfortable then try the good old doggy style, again, she can do the motion as you enjoy the moment.
Have a nice day.
