I had another cup of strong coffee and Bailey's and have read another 3-pages of this thread. Someone has brought up another very interesting, difficult, ethical dilemma that needs addressed. Although somewhat metaphorically, it's a dilemma that neither society, nor the media seldom addresses for the simple reason that it's too taboo.
1.) What are you willing to sacrifice for 1-million dollars.
2.) How long are you willing to spend in jail for 1-million dollars.
Before i answer that, some philosophical questions needs answered:
1.) Are some thefts more justified than others?
2.) Are some thefts worth the price of getting caught?
3.) Is it better to steal from, say...a known thief?
4.) Is stealing from a company better then stealing from an individual?
5.) Is turning the tables on, and stealing from someone who is trying to steal from you justified, since, in essence, you are robbing the robber?
I'll get back to those after another coffee, but first...an important question: is there anything worse then a stupid thief?
I'm surrounded by stupid thieves. Always have been. That's the nature of poverty and poor education. They sit across from me and surround me. On some days, they drive me absolutely mad. Mad! My wife is one of them. And so is my mother and mother-in-law. Basically, I come from a long line of stupid, not well thought out, thievery. Fortunately, it always involves stealing from my secret stash of dark peanut butter chocolates that i keep hidden throughout the house and my office. They find them, and they eat them without thinking through the negative repercussions or consequences.
More on that later.
What i really want to talk about is this: Is there anything worse than someone stupid enough to jeopardize their entire family, savings, marriage, house & mortgage, riding lawn mower, porn collection--and everything they have worked for their entire life--just to steal something as meager as $5000, $25,000, or even $200,000 dollars?
People do this everyday. They jeopardize everything they have for something insignificant and minuscule. Thief's are often--but not always--very poor, poorly educated, and seldom have thought the crime out thoroughly or clearly.
Anyone willing to jeopardize their family, job, mortgage, and children for $5,000, $50,000, or even $400,000 dollars should get life in prison without the possibility of parole.
Why? Because the money won't last 1-year on the run. Hotels are expensive. Eating out is expensive. Flying is expensive. Boats are even more expensive. And quite frankly, the women they bring along with them for company are an even bigger drain on their resources then everything else combined.
Jeopardizing everything you have worked for in order to steal a little bit of play money is akin to robbing a bank and than falling asleep at the wheel. And yet, you can read about it every single day.
That's why if you are going to steal, you have to make it an amount on such a colossal level that either
A.) you can live off the interest without touching the principal (very smart)
B.) even with 1 or 2 women by your side, you have enough cash to afford their expensive tastes in shoes and handbags.
Someone jeopardizing everything they have to steal a colossal amount of money...I can get behind that! I get it! I understand it!
It's the petty thieves i don't get. It's the thieves willing to risk everything they have over tiny amounts of money which they are too stupid to recognize is not enough for a life on the run for even 6-days, let alone 6-years. I don't get these stupid thieves. And I don't want to get them, either. And i don't want to ever be around people with this amount of lack of ambition, vision, and understanding of inflation.
Sky, a member on here, is mentioned in a couple of international best selling books (one of made into a very famous movie that everyone here has seen). One of the stories has to do with hundreds of millions of dollars in sports betting. I get that. I understand it.
Big Mike (can't remember his handle/name on DR1; drove around Sosua on a scooter and rented an apartment from Brent behind Banco Popular in Sosua, and hung out at Oshay's every weekend--I wrote a book about his scam) made almost exactly 1.2 million dollars in less than 13-months doing something illegal in Florida for which he did 3.5 years for in a beautiful, laid back, air-conditioned, white-collar, Florida prison, before coming out 150lbs lighter (Seems to be a theme going on here), short-lived in shape, and smart enough to have buried the money around like a squirrel.
When we're talking about these levels of cash, it's time to rent a back-hoe and start burying PVC pipes stuffed with cash all around fields and yards throughout the countryside like a squirrel. You got to be prepared so that when the FBI comes knocking--and they will come knocking--you are ready to face the music. You're ready. You're ready to go to what amounts to a paid luxury holiday in "White Collar" prison where you eat completely different food than normal prisoners, you have a access to state of the art gyms, great libraries, and you take online cooking classes or whatever suits your fancy, so that when you come out, you know how to slice garlic extra thin and you can make al dente pasta like a true Cordon Blue chef. Oh yeah, and your also buff, and you've lost your belly fat, and you've stopped smoking, and you can finally see your genitals for the first time in decades.
If you're going to steal, it has to be an amount worth going to prison for. It's got to be an amount worth sacrificing your wife, house, mortgage, and family for. Basically, you need to sit down and do the math.
I've done the math.
I'm ready and willing to sacrifice everyone for a box of really good dark chocolates (preferably Godiva) and some really strong coffee (dark roast). Fortunately, I don't want any women, simply because, I cannot afford any woman that has expensive tastes in shoes or handbags.