* If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably
during happy hour.
* Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.
* Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.
* If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.
* If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still
might not like you.
* If she buys you a drink, she likes you.
* After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It
will shake your confidence.
* Screaming, "Someone buy me a drink!" has never worked.
* The people with the most money are rarely the best tippers.
* Asking a bartender what beers are on tap when the handles are right
in front of you is the equivalent of saying, "I'm an idiot."
* If there is ever any confusion, the fuller beer is yours.
*The bar clock moves twice as fast from midnight to last call.
during happy hour.
* Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.
* Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.
* If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.
* If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still
might not like you.
* If she buys you a drink, she likes you.
* After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It
will shake your confidence.
* Screaming, "Someone buy me a drink!" has never worked.
* The people with the most money are rarely the best tippers.
* Asking a bartender what beers are on tap when the handles are right
in front of you is the equivalent of saying, "I'm an idiot."
* If there is ever any confusion, the fuller beer is yours.
*The bar clock moves twice as fast from midnight to last call.