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Criss Colon

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Hlywud,your old age is showing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why "Toys" when you can have the real thing???? I'll tell you why! I only have 1"Thing" but I have lots of "Toys"! I can only "Fill" one "Need" at a time,but the "Toys" can be at work in other areas of need! "Toys" never get tired(As long as you have extra batteries!)If you are in bed with 2 or 3 young ladies,they can amuse each other until it's their "Turn"!"Toys",like men,come in all sizes!You can pick the size toy you want,but you are stuck with the size Mother Nature" gave you!

Lets just say "Two "Heads" are better than one"!

The three things that I hate to hear men say,are:

"I never had to "Pay" for sex in my life!"

"I don't need to use "Viagra"!

"I don't need Sex Toys" to satisfy a woman!"

The first one is a LIE,and the second two just show your lack of concern for the needs of you partner!

Suppose you were impotent,but you loved your wife,and wanted to be intimate with her?Bring on the toys!!!"Videos",Viagra,"Friends",whatever!

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marliejaneca

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Have to share this funny story...

When I first moved to the DR and was apartment hunting, I stayed in Cofresi at a fellow Canadians home. He had a bunch of guys from Ontario on vacation staying with him at the time. These guys would have a steady stream of girls coming and going all night long so I would just mind my own business, lock my bedroom door and read.
Well, one night I woke up to screaming and as I came running out of my room, there was a young, and I mean young, girl running with her clothes in hand down the hall. The guy came out laughing his head off and soon everyone of the guys (4 in all) came out and all the girls were running and screaming out of the house. Not knowing much Spanish at the time, I couldn't figure out what they were screaming about until the one guy held up a vibrator!
She thought she was going to be electrocuted!!!!!
Had to stay up and have a Presidente after that one!!!!
Marlie

On a serious note tho, the owner of the house has since died of Aids.
 
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Pib

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Re: toys

[B]dwntwn22[/B] said:
Anna, to respond to your question, I havent seen any "toy" stores on my visits to the Dr....
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Ave. Privada, next to the southeast corner of Privada and 27 de Febrero. Second Floor.

Ave. Romulo Betancourt, north side between Privada and Caonabo.

2nd floor of Plaza Naco on Ave. Tiradentes.

They are quite visible, nothing hidden.
 
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Talldrink

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Re: Have to share this funny story...

marliejaneca said:
she was going to be electrocuted!!!!!
Had to stay up and have a Presidente after that one!!!!
Marlie
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LOL!!
 
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Criss Colon

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"Can I Get An "Ah" Men?"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Only problem with men and women having a "Good Time" in bed together is lack of honesty and communication!!!A woman lays there wishing her partner would suck,lick,nibble,or bite her in a certain place,but is to embarrased to say anything! Her partner meanwhile,continues to suck her nipples,even though she really doesn't like that(All men think that sucking nipples is a turn on for all women! The "Manual" says so!)or she wanted him to move on 5 minutes ago!!!He on the other hand is losing his erection because he too tired of nipple sucking 5 minutes ago!Both want to experiment with anal sex,but fear that the other will think they are disgusting!!
I am NOT a "Mind Reader"!I always tell anyone I am fortunate to find in my bed,that there is nothing "Off Limits" between consenting partners.Also that "No!" means "NO!" at anytime,even after "starting" something that they feel uncomfortable with later!As far as those "Toys" go,I have yet to find a Dominican woman who would not try them,and who did not Love them!The biggest hangup to the use of "Toys" seems to be that men feel intimidated by them!
"Let me hear an "AMEN"!!!!!!!!!!!!" Praise The LORD!!!!

CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCOn a serious note though,I know a woman who died of heart disease!

What is the "Point" of that statement?..........."EXACTLY"!!
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AnnaC

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hahahahahaaha.

Ummm sorry kind of got carried away there.

Ummmm, sex toys are not meant to replace men they were invented to enhance pleasure. But in a pinch a man will do. ;)
 
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Talldrink

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Like I said before, a man is better than a toy anyday!

Criss, I give directions. I dont like to waste time. Like Dominicans say: A lo que vinimos!
 
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marliejaneca

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Good one Anna !!

and Criss - I guess no point at all except that on an off chance that one of these guys involved may be lurking or actually a member of DR1 who will recall this event and perhaps did not know that our dear friend had passed on, that's all !!
 
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Talldrink

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NEW DISCOVERY!!

Ok, I was talking to my friend in DR (born, raised, lives there) we touched on this subject. She tells me that the kinky poor girls use a CURLING IRON and they even make it hot to use it!!

NOW THAT IS KINKY!!

Doesnt sound too bad though - ;)
SIKE!!
 
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SaintTaris

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Re: "Can I Get An "Ah" Men?"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Criss Colon said:
Only problem with men and women having a "Good Time" in bed together is lack of honesty and communication!!!A woman lays there wishing her partner would suck,lick,nibble,or bite her in a certain place,but is to embarrased to say anything! Her partner meanwhile,continues to suck her nipples,even though she really doesn't like that(All men think that sucking nipples is a turn on for all women! The "Manual" says so!)or she wanted him to move on 5 minutes ago!!!He on the other hand is losing his erection because he too tired of nipple sucking 5 minutes ago!Both want to experiment with anal sex,but fear that the other will think they are disgusting!!
I am NOT a "Mind Reader"!I always tell anyone I am fortunate to find in my bed,that there is nothing "Off Limits" between consenting partners.Also that "No!" means "NO!" at anytime,even after "starting" something that they feel uncomfortable with later!As far as those "Toys" go,I have yet to find a Dominican woman who would not try them,and who did not Love them!The biggest hangup to the use of "Toys" seems to be that men feel intimidated by them!
"Let me hear an "AMEN"!!!!!!!!!!!!" Praise The LORD!!!!

CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCOn a serious note though,I know a woman who died of heart disease!

What is the "Point" of that statement?..........."EXACTLY"!!
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PRAISE THE LORD!!!!!



The only thing I am against is a women trying to "use" a Sex toy on me!!!

I wonder how many "Toys" can I sneak in my Golf Bag?
 
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Larry

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Re: NEW DISCOVERY!!

Talldrink said:
Ok, I was talking to my friend in DR (born, raised, lives there) we touched on this subject. She tells me that the kinky poor girls use a CURLING IRON and they even make it hot to use it!!

NOW THAT IS KINKY!!

Doesnt sound too bad though - ;)
SIKE!!
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That sounds a little painful..especially the HOT part.

I have an ex-girlfriend who would use a tablespoon. The rounded bottom part. She would rub it on her....well you know. Drove her wild.
Larry
 
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AnnaC

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Re: NEW DISCOVERY!!

Talldrink said:
Ok, I was talking to my friend in DR (born, raised, lives there) we touched on this subject. She tells me that the kinky poor girls use a CURLING IRON and they even make it hot to use it!!

NOW THAT IS KINKY!!

Doesnt sound too bad though - ;)
SIKE!!
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Ouch!

gives a whole new meaning to Red Hot _ _ _ _ _ Oh never mind
 
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AnnaC

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Note to self:
Don't eat anything at Larry's place that requires a spoon.

Are the forks ok Larry?
 
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Talldrink

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LOL

Anna, this reminded me of an episode on Seinfield - for anyone who used to watch it - When Kramer started to cook in the shower!!

YUCK Larry!
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Larry

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Yuck?

Why yuck?

Of course I saved the spoon. My New England Clam Chowder tastes much better now.

Larry
 
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