A man is having problems with his ?member? which certainly had seen better days. He consults a doctor who, after a couple of tests, says, "Sorry, but you've overdone it the last 30 years. You?ve simply overused it. It?s burned out. You got about 30 erections left."
The man walks home (deeply depressed); his wife is waiting for him at the front door and asks him what the doctor said concerning his problem. He tells her what the doc told him. She says, "Oh no, only 30 more times! We shouldn't waste that; we should make a list!"
He says, "Yeah, I already made a list on the way home. And, sorry, your name isn't on it."
Have you heard about the latest sensation? It's called "Rodeo Sex". Thats when you mount your wife doggy style and in the middle of the sex act you bend over and whisper in her ear, "Your sister is tighter than you", and then you try to hold on for 8 seconds!
SLM
TGIF
WIWITDRTW
(wishing I was in the Dominican Republic this weekend)
The man walks home (deeply depressed); his wife is waiting for him at the front door and asks him what the doctor said concerning his problem. He tells her what the doc told him. She says, "Oh no, only 30 more times! We shouldn't waste that; we should make a list!"
He says, "Yeah, I already made a list on the way home. And, sorry, your name isn't on it."
Have you heard about the latest sensation? It's called "Rodeo Sex". Thats when you mount your wife doggy style and in the middle of the sex act you bend over and whisper in her ear, "Your sister is tighter than you", and then you try to hold on for 8 seconds!
SLM
TGIF
WIWITDRTW
(wishing I was in the Dominican Republic this weekend)