A guy runs into an ex-girlfriend, with whom he didn't have the greatest
relationship. "You know, I was with another woman last night, but I was
still thinking of you." "Why, because you miss me?" "No, because it
keeps me from coming too fast."
A guy meets his EX-Wife at a cocktail party.He asks her into the bedroom to do "IT" once more for "Old Times Sake"."Over My DEAD BODY"! she responds."Thats RIGHT",he says,"Don't change a thing!"...........................