Because Crisco has been recieving so much flack from several of the posters on here lately, I decided to compose the following song in tribute to him to show my appreciation for the great moderating job he does.
"THE HORIZONTAL MAMBO" (MUST be sung to the tune of the Copa Cabana)
His name is Crisco..
He did the Mambo..
He did it horizontally, ejaculation never pre..
And when he finished..
He tipped the chica..
"A little something for you hun, to help you with your college fund"
Then he let out a sigh..
"Pussy is fun to buy"..
He's been mejoranda la raza humana, BOSTON, DR..AND...THAI!..
He did the Ma-Ham-bo...
Cha-Cha-Cha...
- Larry Manilow
"THE HORIZONTAL MAMBO" (MUST be sung to the tune of the Copa Cabana)
His name is Crisco..
He did the Mambo..
He did it horizontally, ejaculation never pre..
And when he finished..
He tipped the chica..
"A little something for you hun, to help you with your college fund"
Then he let out a sigh..
"Pussy is fun to buy"..
He's been mejoranda la raza humana, BOSTON, DR..AND...THAI!..
He did the Ma-Ham-bo...
Cha-Cha-Cha...
- Larry Manilow
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