I have been beaten in the leg by a cacate in the jungle years ago. My leg got 3 times it size of yellow paste. To cut long story short it took me a year of pellicilin 500mg a day to get rid of the problem. I lost fews cows bitten by cacate. To tell you the truth i don t like them.
Once i had one on the back. I told my wife to kill it. She took the machete and she cut it in 2 parts on that evening. Next in the morning i was eating a pinaple that had been clean with the dirty machete. I could see the chichen trying to eat one half of that udge left over cacate. I try to be away from them but they are all over in the bush.
I know how you feel. I had one on the top of my head, and my two friends tried to help me. One swung a ball-pien hammer at the same time the other swung a baseball bat. Both struck at the same time, each missing the spider and hitting me on my head. Oh... wait a minute.. I got confused. That was in a Three Stooges movie I saw. LOLOL. One good story deserves another.