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This is good (fake) news. The President has ordered:
1. Hotel Sheraton has been nationalised and turned into a modern hospital
2. All public transport across the country has been banned.
3. Congregations of more then 3 non-related persons are prohibited and will be sanctioned with 14 days of compulsory isolation.
4. No more 19:00 h lockout.
5. A new 500% internet tax will cover salary increases for hospital staff.
6. Marihuana is subject to the same tax and distribution law as tobacco but will be available in tourists lounges at discount
This is good (fake) news. The President has ordered:
1. Hotel Sheraton has been nationalised and turned into a modern hospital
2. All public transport across the country has been banned.
3. Congregations of more then 3 non-related persons are prohibited and will be sanctioned with 14 days of compulsory isolation.
4. No more 19:00 h lockout.
5. A new 500% internet tax will cover salary increases for hospital staff.
6. Marihuana is subject to the same tax and distribution law as tobacco but will be available in tourists lounges at discount