I have a couple pallets full of tubs of butt-hurt cream I can sell with elbow-length latex gloves so they can hold traumatic get togethers to lube each other's pain away.The mask Karens and vacuna pushers are still staring at their screens mouth wide open and in a complete state of shock since reading this news.
Only question is how can you liberally swab your friend's hiney and still properly social distance?
The GOOD news is COVID IS FINISHED !