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pedrochemical

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And Derfish, why are you stirring up trouble?
Have you nothing better to do?

You could be described as vain.

And if you are teaching them English then god help them....
 
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LT Steve, you'se is a fairly common in philadelphia as well.
LTSteve said:
Hi:
You were very articulate in expressing your view, except for the word "youse". There is no such word. The plural use in this case is simply, you. Some people will use the word "youse" i.e. youse guys but I believe you have to be Italian and from Brooklyn NYC for it to be acceptable.

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You "Newbees"(Less Than 10 Years On DR1) Are A Bunch Of PUSSYS!

YOU CALL THESE "CREAMPUFFS" YOU ARE TOSSING AROUND INSULTS????
"Back-In-The-Day", AZB and I used to have real Nuclear Flame Wars!!!
He used to call my Dominican wife a "Chopa Street Whore",and I actually got some pictures from his family in Pakistan,of AZB celbrating his "Bar Mitzva" by A$$ screwing a dead goat! Then they ate the goat!
Chip is not being criticised for his misuse of the ENGLISH language,it's that we all know how he feels about the DR. "No warts,no pimples,no thieves,nothing but "Poor but honest,campesinos helping Chip because he speaks perfect Spanish,and lives a humble God loving existance!
STOP IT!
And stop making every other post is Spanish! You look even MORE ignorant,if THAT is possible!
I think that Chip posts with one hand,and "Wanks" with the other.
You might say that Chip is "Ambisextrus!
Stop trying so hard to be accepted/respected by us.
See "My Cousin Vinny" for NYC Italo slang!
AND AS FAR AS BEING A dOMINICAN WANNABE IS CONCERNED,STOP THAT TO!
There are already 10 million natural born and bred Dominicans here now!They don't need a "Gringo" trying to "Out Dominicano "them!
Most of us go through the "I wanna be Dominican" phase,then we realize that we arent Dominican,and never will be!
Remember the Saturday Night Live bit where Danny Akroid and Steve Martin were "Two Wild And Crazy Guys",what made it sooooooooooooooooooooo hilarious,is that they thought they were being "Cool American Dudes" because the used American slang,and "THOUGHT" they were acting "American",when in reality everyone was laughing AT them,not WITH them?
Sad to say,that;s you my friend!
Dominicans would rather have a real American friend,that a Caricature of a Dominican Campesino!
I am saying this to inform you,NOT ridicule you!
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PS,I no I kant spel,so dunt bother!
Please see "My Cousin Vinny" for NYC Italo-Slang
 
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Criss Colon said:
YOU CALL THESE "CREAMPUFFS" YOU ARE TOSSING AROUND INSULTS????
"Back-In-The-Day", AZB and I used to have real Nuclear Flame Wars!!!
He used to call my Dominican wife a "Chopa Street Whore",and I actually got some pictures from his family in Pakistan,of AZB celbrating his "Bar Mitzva" by A$$ screwing a dead goat! Then they ate the goat!
Chip is not being criticised for his misuse of the ENGLISH language,it's that we all know how he feels about the DR. "No warts,no pimples,no thieves,nothing but "Poor but honest,campesinos helping Chip because he speaks perfect Spanish,and lives a humble God loving existance!
STOP IT!
And stop making every other post is Spanish! You look even MORE ignorant,if THAT is possible!
I think that Chip posts with one hand,and "Wanks" with the other.
You might say that Chip is "Ambisextrus!
Stop trying so hard to be accepted/respected by us.
See "My Cousin Vinny" for NYC Italo slang!
AND AS FAR AS BEING A dOMINICAN WANNABE IS CONCERNED,STOP THAT TO!
There are already 10 million natural born and bred Dominicans here now!They don't need a "Gringo" trying to "Out Dominicano "them!
Most of us go through the "I wanna be Dominican" phase,then we realize that we arent Dominican,and never will be!
Remember the Saturday Night Live bit where Danny Akroid and Steve Martin were "Two Wild And Crazy Guys",what made it sooooooooooooooooooooo hilarious,is that they thought they were being "Cool American Dudes" because the used American slang,and "THOUGHT" they were acting "American",when in reality everyone was laughing AT them,not WITH them?
Sad to say,that;s you my friend!
Dominicans would rather have a real American friend,that a Caricature of a Dominican Campesino!
I am saying this to inform you,NOT ridicule you!
CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC
PS,I no I kant spel,so dunt bother!
Please see "My Cousin Vinny" for NYC Italo-Slang
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A little medicine Chip, CC style( Canadian Club whiskey) with your coke or is it ginger ale?
 
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Criss Colon

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Why would anyone want to close this thread?
It's the funniest thing I've heard since Donald Trump said he doesn't use a "comb over"!
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criss colon said:
you call these "creampuffs" you are tossing around insults????
"back-in-the-day", azb and i used to have real nuclear flame wars!!!
He used to call my dominican wife a "chopa street whore",and i actually got some pictures from his family in pakistan,of azb celbrating his "bar mitzva" by a$$ screwing a dead goat! Then they ate the goat!
Chip is not being criticised for his misuse of the english language,it's that we all know how he feels about the dr. "no warts,no pimples,no thieves,nothing but "poor but honest,campesinos helping chip because he speaks perfect spanish,and lives a humble god loving existance!
Stop it!
And stop making every other post is spanish! You look even more ignorant,if that is possible!
I think that chip posts with one hand,and "wanks" with the other.
You might say that chip is "ambisextrus!
Stop trying so hard to be accepted/respected by us.
See "my cousin vinny" for nyc italo slang!
And as far as being a dominican wannabe is concerned,stop that to!
There are already 10 million natural born and bred dominicans here now!they don't need a "gringo" trying to "out dominicano "them!
Most of us go through the "i wanna be dominican" phase,then we realize that we arent dominican,and never will be!
Remember the saturday night live bit where danny akroid and steve martin were "two wild and crazy guys",what made it sooooooooooooooooooooo hilarious,is that they thought they were being "cool american dudes" because the used american slang,and "thought" they were acting "american",when in reality everyone was laughing at them,not with them?
Sad to say,that;s you my friend!
Dominicans would rather have a real american friend,that a caricature of a dominican campesino!
I am saying this to inform you,not ridicule you!
Cccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc
ps,i no i kant spel,so dunt bother!
Please see "my cousin vinny" for nyc italo-slang
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hilarious !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Bronxboy

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Criss Colon said:
Why would anyone want to close this thread?
It's the funniest thing I've heard since Donald Trump said he doesn't use a "comb over"!
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lol You on a roll today.

Chip needs to come back or it will get closed.
 
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You got to admit, no mercy on this one.

I think we had enough. Keeping this open will just create more tension.

Maybe Chip will learn something from this. Think closely before opening a thread.

We are done here.

Learned it from Closing 101.
 
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Thanks BB.

I would like to first thank Wetillo for breaking the record of dislikes for one thread which appears to be 25. Also, since he has started out giving dislikes in October he has risen to the top with 115, no doubt more than a hundred I have been personally graced with. :)

I would ask that those that would still like to partake in this thread to leave my wife out of it and post proper English corrections as needed for my occasional gaffes and I will be much obliged!
 
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pedrochemical

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What about this -

If the D.R. did not suffer from the chronic lack of professionalism and endemic corruption it would be a first world country and therefore not the cheap to live in Caribbean island that attracts many of the ex-pats posting here.
Without the poverty and 3rd world nature of the country the chicas would not be as cheap, desperate or willing and the whole scenario would not exist as it does.

So there is a silver lining to every cloud...

Just a thought....... off the top of my head.
 
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I was trying to read this entire thread before posting , but it got closed and then re-opened so I will reply now, I am only at page 10 reading the thread.

I normally read an entire thread before posting!

First,

Chip, I'm not sure if I like the fact that I am always on your mind, sorry, mind is the only word I could think of at the moment, it may be a stretch too use the word "mind"

Chip's problem is that his mind invents words to put in what he reads, then believes what he thinks he reads.

That's all I have for now, have to hurry before they close the thread again and go back and continue reading this hilarious thread.

It's nice to see others also realize your mind invents what it wants to read.

Don
 
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