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    I'm looking for someone In the DR

    He is an old friend who lived in Sousa. I have not heard from him in a while and a bit woried. His name is Richard Roth, Ted from Britana Pub knows him as does Alan Sparks. Any help would be greatly appreciated. Joe
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    The short bus

    A new game! Where is the short bus taking miguelspencer today. My guess for today is to the 'special school' for 'window lickers.'
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    Bringing fresh meat into the DR

    I'm wondering what, if any rules or laws apply to bringing fresh (frozen) meat into the DR? Also any suggestions as how to package it?
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    Criss Colon

    What ever happened to CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCriss Colon? Haven?t seen his name on DR1 for a while, hope he's ok.
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    Reputation System

    I can't keep my yap shut any longer, the 'Reputation System' on this board is nothing more than a butt kissing popularity contest run by the mutual admiration society! What a joke!
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    What's with the yellow and green squares

    Am I the only one that get the meaning of the new yellow and green squares?
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    Chess players

    I'll be in Sousa January & February wondering if there any chess players around who would be interested in playing a few games against an easy rusty old fart?
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    50 years of marriage

    An elderly couple was having dinner one evening when the husband reached across the table, took his wife's hand in his and said, "Martha, soon we will be married 50 years, and there's something I have to know. In all of these 50 years have you ever been unfaithful to me?" Martha replied, "Well...
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    Nativity Scene

    There will be no Nativity Scene in the United State Congress, this year! The Supreme Court has ruled that there cannot be a Nativity Scene in the United States Capital this Christmas season. This isn't for any religious reason, they simply have not been able to find three wise men and a...
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    Fireman sex

    A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife, "You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station: BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets, BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole, BELL 3 rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go. "From now on when I say BELL 1 I...
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    A doctor in Ireland

    A doctor in Ireland wanted to get off work and go hunting, so he approached his assistant. "Garge, I am going hunting tomorrow and don't want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all me patients". "Yes, sir!" answers Garge. The doctor goes hunting and...
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    -Gotta love Manitoba people

    Two businessmen in Vancouver are sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store. The store isn't ready as only a few shelves are set up. One says to the other, "I bet any minute now some jackass tourist is going to walk by, put his face to the window and ask what we're selling." No...
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    Looking for a used motorbike

    I'm coming down to the DR in a couple of months and I?m looking to purchase a used motorcycle. Preferably a Yamaha 125, but willing to conceder any set of wheels, even an inexpensive auto. If it?s for sale now timing is unimportant as I have friends in the DR who would be willing to look at it...
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    Mr. Marco

    I'll be arriving in the DR December 31, let be the first one to sign up for the NYE party. This time I'll try to get there before the ball drops.
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    Amazingly Simple Medical & Home Remedies

    1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto. The blockage will be almost instantly removed. 2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away. 3. Avoid...
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    Oldie but goodie

    For all of us who feel only the deepest love and affection for the way computers have enhanced our lives, read on. At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated, "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer...
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    The 10 Commandments

    HOW MOSES GOT THE 10 COMMANDMENTS God went to the Arabs and said, "I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better." The Arabs asked, "What are Commandments?" The Lord said, "They are rules for living." "Can you give us an example?" "You shall not kill." "Not kill? We're not...
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    Potentially vs. Realistically

    A young boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what is the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?" The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep...
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    Tech stuff

    Apple Computer reported today that it has developed Computer chips that can store and play music inside women's breasts. This is considered to be a major breakthrough because Women are always complaining about men staring at Their breasts and not listening to them.
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    Twelve priests

    Twelve priests were about to be ordained. The final test was for them to line up in a straight row, totally nude, in a garden while a sexy, beautiful, big breasted, nude model danced before them. Each priest had a small bell attached to his weenie and they were told that anyone whose bell rang...