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no worries, nothing bad around our lil Paradise Isle that early in the Year, even that the Atlantic already provided the first couple of surprisingly early Invests, specially the extraordinary upcoming one from last early saturday forming SW of the Azores over cold waters of just 19C. I just...

Merry Christmas and a Successful and Healthy New Year to everybody on the Bord. Mike

Hey Guys, boring wet and cold wintertime is over, let's move to summer, hot and humid, full of Boikinis on da Beach, and always a nice calm Breeze around to assist to cool down together with some Presidentes or Rum&Juice, ha ha. I did not run any outlook for the just strated 2011 Hurricane...

This coming week is National Mental Health Care week. You can do your part by remembering to contact at least one unstable person to show you care. Well ..... my job is done. Your turn! Please send an encouraging message to a disturbed friend, just as I've done. I don't care if you...

No one believes seniors . . . everyone thinks they are senile. An elderly couple was celebrating their sixtieth anniversary.. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighborhood after they retired. Holding hands, they walked back to their old school. It...

Subject: Condom Emergency The largest condom factory in the United States burns down. President Obama is awoken at 4 am by the telephone. "Sorry to bother you at this hour, Sir, but there is an emergency! I've just received word that the Durex factory in Washington has burned to the ground. It...

HOW IS NORMA? A sweet grandmother telephoned St. Joseph 's Hospital. She timidly asked, "Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?" The operator said, "I'll be glad to help, dear. What's the name and room number of the patient?" The grandmother in her...

A dog lover, whose dog was a female and in heat, agreed to look after and house her neighbor's male dog while they were away on vacation. She had a large house and believed that she could keep the dogs apart. The first night, as she was drifting off to sleep she heard awful howling and...

Sick Leave I urgently needed a few days off work but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave. I thought that maybe if I acted 'Crazy' then he would tell me to take a few days off. So, I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises. My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me...

THE CROSSED EYED COW ! A farmer has a cross-eyed cow that keeps bumping into things. He calls the vet try to remedy the problem. The vet says. "I think the best thing is to stick a pipe up his ass and blow real hard and the cow's eyes will straighten out." The veterinarian...

1500 Kilograms, not that Bad. http://www.dominicantoday.com/dr/world/2011/1/5/38193/Colombian-Police-sieze-15-tons-of-cocaine-en-route-to-Dominican-Republic Mike

The Marriage Counselor Visit A married couple goes to a marriage counselor to work out some problems. The counselor sits them on the couch and says, "Let's start by talking about what you both have in common." The husband says, "Well, for starters, neither one of us sucks dick."

Education.... A man is stopped by the police at midnight and asked where he?s going. ?I?m on the way to listen to a lecture about the effects of alcohol and drug abuse on the human body.? The policeman asks, ?Really? And who?s going to give a lecture at this time of night...

SCHOOL -- 1957 vs. 2007 Scenario : Jack goes rabbit shooting before school, pulls into school parking lot with rifle in gun rack. 1957 - Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack's rifle, goes to his car and gets his rifle & chats with Jack about guns. 2007 - School goes into lock down, Star...

wish ya all a great Holiday Weekend receiving all Desired Gifts. Merry X-Mas Mike

ONIONS & CHRISTMAS TREES A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, 'Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there? The father, surprised, answers, 'Well, son, there are three kinds of boobs: In her 20's, a woman's are like melons, round and firm. In her 30's to 40's, they are...

Hey Guys, for those interested in mother natures lil extra thingies, starting tonight 2AM we will see a Lunar Eclipse, it should be fully covered at 3:17AM, lasting nearly an Hour. the only downpoint: since this Noon we have full dark cloud covered skies here on the East, after a few nice...

she's here at My Place, owner is my neighbour. he is the 1st Owner of that Boat, it is a Bayliner 16ft Capri 2003 or 2004. he want's to sell and has no clue what it would be realistically worth. who has bought or sold a similar Boat lately and for how much?? she is completely new Painted and all...

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we are now in the Hot Phase of the Year with the %$34%#%^ running on Full Speed to make it their x-mas. take care everybody http://www.dominicantoday.com/dr/local/2010/12/17/38000/Three-alleged-thugs-one-foreigner-killed-in-shootout Mike