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Looking for a fully bi-lingual (Sp/Eng) experienced or fast learning person of integrity and good client relation skills. Must be legal in the DR. Age, gender, race, nationality not an issue. PM for appointment if you will accept hours and shifts in a 24 hour operation of a client first...

Yes, another golf tournament. This one is this coming Saturday at the same venue. Playa Dorada. Be there by 0830. cost is $4,500 pesos. It is put on by ASHORESOCA, the hotel and restaurant associaition of the North Coast. They are purely about bringing tourists to the area. It is part of...

The UMP/TURISOPP Puerto Plata Festival was excellent the last 3 days. The 10 or so communities participating all had a unique presence. That's the idea. So much better than last year. The communities there may be actually be coming into their own. Tons of local organic and local producers...

Please come join us for this 6th annual event that will continue the tradition of helping those in our communities who need it most. Over the previous 5 years this event has contributed about $1 million pesos to causes, from drug rehabilitation centers, to animal rescue and health, and...

Received a Memo today from Migraciones citing certain laws that came into effect since 2006 through 09 that basically says beginning Oct. 20 this year, they will begin visiting businesses and checking the legality and residence compliance of those businesses who may be hiring foreigners...

The 5th Annual North Coast Charity Golf Classic is scheduled for Saturday, November 10, 2012. Place: Playa Dorada Golf Club Start: 0830 tee off Sign Up: 0800 Cost: RD$3,500 per player Includes: Green fee, golf cart, buffet lunch, water, beer Max # Players: 56 Format: Texas Scramble (best ball)...

Looking for this bar in Puerto Plata town, anyone ever heard of it? I think it's an ex-pat place. thx.

They sent my Census form back! AGAIN!!! In response to the question: "Do you have any dependents ?" I replied - "12 million illegal immigrants; 3 million crack heads; 42 million on welfare, 2 million people in over 243 prisons; and 535 IDIOTS in the U.S. House and Senate. Apparently , this was...

1. Money cannot buy happiness but somehow, it's more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes Benz than it is on a bicycle. 2. Forgive your enemy but remember the bastard's name. 3. Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again. 4. Many people are alive only...

The new Mayor, (alcantera) is doing some new things. You can't miss the roads being fixed, the trash being cleaned, the weeds and trees being chopped, the chicas being picked up, the street boys being fewer, the money changers going amiss, the corner food sellers gone. They're talking about...

And to think....."Git yer tongue outta my mouth, I'm kissin' you good-bye!" did not even make the list... Top Ten Country & Western Songs 10. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine. 9. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman; But I Woke Up With A Few. 8. If The Phone Don't Ring...

The 3rd Annual N. Coast Charity Classic is October 9 this year, first Saturday in the month. Sosua Kids and AAAS (Sosua Friends of the Animals) have again been selected as recipients of funds raised. We invite all skill levels to help us help the charities, as it is all about a fun day, not a...

It's an early celebration this year because of where the real day falls in the week. Anyway, at Miro's on Cabarete beach, almost next to O'Shay's, today from 12 to 7. A family day. Hot dogs, burgers, some drinks, some music, some day.

An out of work redneck oilfield hand answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. 'Good morning,' said the young man. 'If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in...

You may be Taliban if: 1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer. 2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes. 3. You have more wives than teeth. 4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon "unclean."...

Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, 'We only have one rule here in heaven: Don't step on the ducks!' So they enter heaven, and sure enough, There are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, And although...

Rates go up Monday I hear, from 3 to 5 pesos to 35 pesos. No big deal and still a steal. Half the price of a beer. But going up nonetheless. More security of vehicles has been hired and I guess it's still a cheap place to park or enter, all things considered.

Jet Blue says they'll let surfboards go free until Feb. 7 apparently. They just sponsored the Int'l. Surf Film Festival last weekend in NY.

A love poem susie lee done fell in love, she planned to marry joe. She was so happy 'bout it all, she told her pappy so. Pappy told her, susie gal, you'll have to find another. I'd just as soon yo' ma don't know, but joe is yo' half brother. So susie put aside her joe and planned to...

She rushes upstairs only to find her husband naked lying on the bed, sweating and panting... 'What's up?' she asks. 'I think I'm having a heart attack,' cries the husband... The blonde rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as she's dialing, her 4-year-old son comes up and says...