You all know what I mean...those really dumb questions: Can I bring my electric Blower?? Are there stores there? That kind of stuff.
Well, I was surfing the net and lo and behold I found out that this board is not the only one to field really dumb questions.
Funny, but these are from CA1.com (Canada??)
Here are some of the "All Time Dumbest Questions Asked by Banff
Park Tourists," as heard at the information kiosks manned by
Parks Canada staff.
How do the elk know they're supposed to cross at the "Elk Crossing"
signs?
At what elevation does an elk become a moose?
Tourist: "How do you pronounce 'Elk'?"
Park Information Staff: " 'Elk' "
Tourist: "Oh"
Are the bears with collars tame?
Is it okay to keep an open bag of bacon on the picnic table,
or should I store it in my tent?
I saw an animal on the way to Banff today - could you tell me
what it was?
Did I miss the turnoff for Canada?
Which is the way to the Columbia Ricefields?
What's the best way to see Canada in a day?
Do they search you at the B.C. border?
Where can I buy a racoon hat? ALL Canadians own one don't they?
So it's eight kilometres away... is that in miles? We're on the
decibel system you know.
Where can I get my husband really, REALLY, lost??
Is that 2 kilometres by foot or by car?
Don't you Canadians know anything?
HEHEHEHEHE!!!!!!!!
HB
Well, I was surfing the net and lo and behold I found out that this board is not the only one to field really dumb questions.
Funny, but these are from CA1.com (Canada??)
Here are some of the "All Time Dumbest Questions Asked by Banff
Park Tourists," as heard at the information kiosks manned by
Parks Canada staff.
How do the elk know they're supposed to cross at the "Elk Crossing"
signs?
At what elevation does an elk become a moose?
Tourist: "How do you pronounce 'Elk'?"
Park Information Staff: " 'Elk' "
Tourist: "Oh"
Are the bears with collars tame?
Is it okay to keep an open bag of bacon on the picnic table,
or should I store it in my tent?
I saw an animal on the way to Banff today - could you tell me
what it was?
Did I miss the turnoff for Canada?
Which is the way to the Columbia Ricefields?
What's the best way to see Canada in a day?
Do they search you at the B.C. border?
Where can I buy a racoon hat? ALL Canadians own one don't they?
So it's eight kilometres away... is that in miles? We're on the
decibel system you know.
Where can I get my husband really, REALLY, lost??
Is that 2 kilometres by foot or by car?
Don't you Canadians know anything?
HEHEHEHEHE!!!!!!!!
HB