which one are YOU?

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mondongo

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Jan 1, 2002
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1. I know it all.
2. I've got it all.
3. I'm God's gift to women.
4. Its always that time of the month.

Fess up, people.....you know each one of you belongs to at least one of the above.
 
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x_man

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Jan 1, 2002
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1.I know that I don't know
2.I got a few things
3.I don't know women (mystery to me)
4.It's ALWAYS time for that!!!!

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AnnaC

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Jan 2, 2002
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1. I don't know it all
2. I sure as heck don't have it all
3. I sure hope I'm not God's gift to women
4. I no longer have that time of the month.

Where do I fit in Mondongo?
 
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Pib

Goddess
Jan 1, 2002
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Ahem...

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[mischievous look]
1. I know it all but am too humble to admit it.
2. I have it all but money.
3. I am a Goddess. The world is my gift to myself.
4. It's always that time of the year, never mess with me.
[/mischievous look]
 
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MommC

On Vacation!
Mar 2, 2002
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me Three......

!. I'm trying to learn it all......
2.Some day I may have it all.....
3. I'll NEVER be Gods' gift to women (or men either for that matter).
4. That time of the month can sure be convenient!!
 
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rrwells

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Mar 19, 2002
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Ha HA

1. I'm a humble student of the DR1 masters.
2. I've got myself (very valuable)
3. I'm a gift to someone (haven't discovered who that might be yet..)
4. I hope it's always that time of the month (you meant payday right?)
 
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Musicqueen

Miami Nice!
Jan 31, 2002
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Mondonguito...

1. I DO know it all...and if I don't know it...I'll make it up!
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2. I got everything I need!
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3. I'm God's gift to MEN!
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4. It doesn't matter what time it is...there's ALWAYS time for that!
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El Jefe

Bronze
Jan 1, 2002
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1. As soon as I know it all they add more to it.
2. I don't want it all, but wouldn't mind having a lot of it
3. A certain woman is God's gift to me
4. That time of month is God's way of teaching me patience.
 
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Escott

Gold
Jan 14, 2002
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1. I am always learning. I am not the sponge I used to be though.

2. I get what I need when I need it somehow.

3. I don't get the appreciation I justly deserve:)

4. Sometimes it seems as if it is always that time of the month but I am working on improving that aspect of my life.
 
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Tgf

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Jan 3, 2002
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1. I know it all, but can't remember where I put it.

2. I have enough, probably don't need half of it anyway, but will likely get more...it's on sale!

3. I am God's gift to women, but for some reason they all seem to be atheists.

4. It's always that time of the month - what month? Is the semester over all ready?
 
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mondongo

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Jan 1, 2002
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First I knew it all...then I knew that I didnt know....now I dont know what i used to know nor do i know whether i know or dont know....huh?...see what i mean?...i gotta stop drinking

Anna...dont forget, you're penciled in for the second week in July!
 
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PJT

Silver
Jan 8, 2002
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Fess Up

1. Know it all? Nope, still acquiring knowledge.
2. I've got it all. If it isn't used in a year get rid of it.
3. I'm God's gift to women. Package marked undelivered, return to sender.
4. Its always that time of the month. Must be a full moon.

Regards, PJT :)
 
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Tony C

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Jan 1, 2002
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1. I do know it all and once you people realize that you will all be better off!

2. I don't have it all but what I don't have is crap anyway.

3. God kneels before me and is in awe of my powers. So how can a mere woman stand a chance?

4. I don't care because I am a 1%!!!

Tony C.
 
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Theresa

Vettehead from Buckhead
Jan 16, 2002
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I know what I need to know, the rest doesn't matter.

I got what I need, but I really want what I can't have. :(

I'm a man's gift if he's with a woman he can't stand.

"The time of the month" is just a lame excuse.
 
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